American fiction -- 19th century; Dime novels; Popular literature
“Don’t mention her again,” says the operator, turning deathly white,
and thinking of Dorothy, who must hear every word; but although the
sudden warning causes Phœnix to be more guarded in his speech, what he
has already said has aroused a curiosity in the mind of Dorothy that
will grow rapidly, until it brings her in at the grand climax.
“In palmy days of yore, before I took to tramping in order to see the
undercurrent of life, I used to be a shorthand reporter, and my old
tricks of the trade cling to me still. Under that miserable old camel
blanket, with a gleam of electric light coming in at a hole, I did
some of the tallest scribbling of my experience, jotting down whatever
seemed of importance. Lo, the result, messieurs, of that enterprise!”
He takes from his pocket a notebook, and shows page after page of
scribbling, the strange hieroglyphics of the stenographer. The lines
awry and the characters often faulty, but, considering the peculiar
circumstances under which it was written, the work is rather creditable
to the scribe.
“A little out of practice, I fear, gentlemen, but on the whole I reckon
you can have it easily written out into everyday English. Between
these covers lies a story as thrilling, as weird as any I ever read
in _Puck_. It will a tale unfold to harrow up your soul and make your
blood run cold.
“This, then, I leave as a legacy. Hire some poor hungry devil of a
shorthand writer to spin the yarn. My word for it, you will be amply
repaid. I would dearly love to undertake the task myself, without hope
of reward, but two things prevent. I always hated rendering into prosy
English the poetic signs of shorthand. Then again my time is limited
in this romantic city by the lakeside. I am uneasy--like the Wandering
Jew I find no rest, but must cross the border to Canada’s domain. An
important engagement necessitates my leaving on the next train. Hence,
you will excuse me if I retire. Aleck, my dear boy, always remember
you with pleasure. Look you up in Montreal if I settle there. Reckon
I’ll make a good Canuck in the end. Mr. Cereal, yours to command. Young
lady, proud to have served one so lovely. As to you, sir,” addressing
the party who still persists in keeping his back turned, “if you will
step outside with me, where we run no chance of disturbing the elements
of this charming gathering, the question of your right to break upon
my narrative with insulting grunts that are significant of contempt
will speedily be settled,” and with this explosive shot the man from
Denver takes a step toward the door.
“We can settle the whole business right here and now, Phœnix, my boy,”
says John suddenly.
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