The Splendid Spur: Being Memoirs of the Adventures of Mr. John Marvel, a Servant of His Late Majesty King Charles I, in the Years 1642-3Quiller-Couch, Arthur
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The Splendid Spur: Being Memoirs of the Adventures of Mr. John Marvel, a Servant of His Late Majesty King Charles I, in the Years 1642-3
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
’Twas grey—grey everywhere: the sky lead-colored, with deeper shades
toward the east, where a bank of cloud blotted the coast line: the
thick rain descending straight, with hardly wind enough to set the
sails flapping; the sea spread like a plate of lead, save only where,
to leeward, a streak of curded white crawled away from under the
_Godsend’s_ keel.
On deck, a few sailors mov’d about, red eyed and heavy. They show’d
no surprise to see us, but nodded very friendly, with a smile for our
strange complexions. Here again, as ever, did adversity mock her own
image.
But what more took our attention was to see a row of men stretch’d on
the starboard side, like corpses, their heads in the scuppers, their
legs pointed inboard, and very orderly arranged. They were a dozen and
two in all, and over them bent Captain Billy with a mop in his hand, and
a bucket by his side: who beckon’d that we should approach.
“Array’d in order o’ merit,” said he, pointing with his mop like a
showman to the line of figures before him.
We drew near.
“This here is Matt. Soames, master o’ this vessel—an’ he’s dead.”
“Dead?”
“Dead-drunk, that is. O the gifted man! Come up!” He thrust the mop in
the fellow’s heavy face. “There now! Did he move, did he wink? ‘No,’
says you. O an accomplished drunkard!”
He paus’d a moment; then stirr’d up No. 2, who open’d one eye lazily,
and shut it again in slumber.
“You saw? Open’d one eye, hey? That’s Benjamin Halliday. The next is a
black man, as you see: a man of dismal color, and hath other drawbacks
natural to such. Can the Aethiop shift his skin? No, but he’ll open both
eyes. See there—a perfect Christian, in so far as drink can make him.”
With like comments he ran down the line till he came to the last man, in
front of whom he stepp’d back.
“About this last—he’s a puzzler. Times I put him top o’ the list, an’
times at the tail. That’s Ned Masters, an’ was once the Reverend Edward
Masters, Bachelor o’ Divinity in Cambridge College; but in a tavern
there fell a-talking with a certain Pelagian about Adam an’ Eve, an’
because the fellow turn’d stubborn, put a knife into his waistband, an’
had to run away to sea: a middling drinker only, but after a quart or
so to hear him tackle Predestination! So there be times after all when
I sets’n apart, and says, ‘Drunk, you’m no good, but half-drunk, you’m
priceless.’ Now there’s a man—” He dropp’d his mop, and, leading us
aft, pointed with admiring finger to the helmsman—a thin, wizen’d
fellow, with a face like a crab apple, and a pair of piercing grey eyes
half hidden by the droop of his wrinkled lids. “Gabriel Hutchins, how
old be you?”
“Sixty-four, come next Martinmas,” pip’d the helmsman.
“In what state o’ life?”
“Drunk.”
“How drunk?”
“As a lord!”
“Canst stand upright?”
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