And then he looks at me a moment and he says kind of hesitating, “Miss
Riggs, will you pardon me if I am extremely personal for a moment?”
And I says, “Go to it,” and then he tells me that the fashion in the
present Administration is for a different shade of ladies’ hair from
what I have got. “The old Administration was what you might call a
peroxide one,” he says, “but the present one runs to pastel shades and
I think it would be easier for both of us if you was to tone yours
down. I don’t know much about it, but I suppose there is ways.”
“Oh sure,” I says, “what have I been in a beauty parlors for? I can cut
most of it off and wear some sort of a turban effect till the new color
grows out,” I says. “Or I can cut it real short and say that I have had
the typhoid fever or something.” And he says, “All right typhoid is
more respectable than peroxide and when you have got that done we can
go to better restaurants for our dinners.”
Well so then I says, “How is the missus getting along these days and
has she said anything more about me?”
And he tells me that she has got something new to occupy her mind she
is being syked--I don’t know if that quite the right word but it is the
way it sounds and he explained to me the way to be syked there is a man
and you pay him ten dollars an hour to listen to you tell him all your
troubles and about your soul and he says that it is got to be the most
fashionable thing for ladies to be syked. And I says, “It is a pretty
expensive fashion it seems to me,” but he says, “My God no not at all
this town is full of husbands that would pay a man ten dollars an hour
to listen to their wife’s troubles all day long and the night too,” he
says. “And it is a great relief to their friends as well.” And I says,
“Then while she is being syked you and me can go to dinner,” and he
says, “Exactly.”
Well then he tells me what it is that he wants to ask me about and it
seems there is an international problem because there is a Hungarian
count that wants to come into this country because his wife is here and
she is sick but he is not being let to come because they say he is a
Bolshiviki but there is an awful fuss being made about it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account