“Yes but look here Mr. Edgerton stop kidding me I want to know what is
the truth.”
“Yes but my dear Mamie I want to show you how this poison spreads
because here you are pushing me for an answer and if it had not of been
for this here count you would never of thought about it at all.”
And then he stops kidding and explains how it is that on one side is
ladies and gentlemen what is doing the killing and on the other side
it is just common dirty workingmen and of course our country is got
to see to it that the side of refinement is victorious and that the
wives of the young sectaries in the state department is not stopped
from being noble and rich. It would be breaking up the home he says
if it was to be any other way for what would become of the foreign
matrimonial market if our young men of fashion was to pay for a peach
and find they have got a lemon?
Well I guess I am being a dumbell again but I do not know exactly
whether he is joking but it seems that he is real angry because his
advice is not took and the Spokesman is not got the sense to stay as
the Strong Silent Man which is what Mr. Edgerton made Him and the only
thing that any man can be when He does not know enough to be nothing
else.
And by and by we got out of the restaurant and are walking in the park
and it is moonlight and soft and sweet and romantic and Mr. Edgerton
he says, “Well I have got some news for you my dear Mamie that I fear
will make you very sad I am going to quit this job as the Spokesman’s
Secretary.” And I says, “My God!” and my knees is like to give away.
“Yes,” he says, “what is happened is that some of the brass kings is
come to me with a proposition it seems they are planning a great new
brass trust that is to include all the brass mines and mills of the
entire country and they are scared the public may not like it and may
make a fuss and force the Spokesman to do something about it and so
they have asked will I come and be their head press agent and fix the
stories that they will tell to all the newspapers and they have offered
me just about three times what I am getting now not only from the
government but from the private funds of them that is put me here to
manage the Spokesman for them. And so I am going to take this new job.”
Well I am so weak that I have to set on a bench and I says, “Oh Mr.
Edgerton I will be so lonely!”
And he says, “That is just what I want to say that you are to come with
me.”
“With you Mr. Edgerton but where?”
“To Chicago for that is where the brass trust is to have its offices.”
“But oh,” I says, “what would I do in Chicago?”
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