“Oh Mame,” he says, “you are too fine a patriot to be living in these
degenerate times. Of course you can keep the job for you have earned
a hundred times the salary and if that poor little Shrimp in the big
white house had the sense to of took your advice you would of saved Him
for another term. But now I don’t know what will happen to Him.”
I says, “Is He going to have somebody to write His speeches for Him?”
“My God of course,” he says, “that poor Fish He could not write a
speech for an Epsom Salts convention.”
“And then who is to do it?” I says and he tells me that Mr. Grandaddy
Prows is got back from Europe and him and Senator Buttles is had a row
as to which is to name the new Secretary and so they have left it to
Mr. Edgerton as usual and he has picked out a newspaper friend of his
and he says, “Mame you will have to stand by him and help him because
when I look back on my past then I am sorry for this one’s future.”
And I says, “Let me meet him at once Mr. Edgerton,” and he says, “So
that is all you care about me!” and I says, “I am thinking about my
duty to the plain people of this great country,” and he says, “Mamie
Riggs when they have the first Woman Spokesman of this great country
you have got to be Her.”
So then we make a date to meet the new Secretary for lunch tomorrow and
I come home and there Mom I get your letter telling me that you have
saw Walter and he has agreed to believe that I am good and pure and
that he still loves me and oh Mom I am so glad I did not yield to that
fearful temptation out there on the park bench in the moonlight!
* * * * *
P. S. Well Mom I have just got back from having lunch with the new
Secretary and gee it is so wonderful I am more happy than I know how to
write. For he is a good man and very serious and I do not think he will
ever be cynical like I fear Mr. Edgerton is got to be. And he is very
polite and respectful and says how he has heard what fine ideas I have
give to Mr. Edgerton and he wants me to help him because he knows what
a hard time he is going to have especially at the beginning.
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