"Get up!" she cried; "get up and get out o' here. You sha'n't lay around my house." He had already begun to fall into a drunken sleep, but she shook him, got him to his feet, and pushed him outside the door. "Now, go, you drunken dog, and never put your foot inside this house again." He stood outside, swaying dizzily upon his feet and looking back with dazed eyes at the door, then he muttered: "Pu' me out, wi' you? Pu' me out, damn you! Well, I ki' you. See 'f I don't;" and he half walked, half fell down the street. Sadness and Skaggsy were together at the club that night. Five years had not changed the latter as to wealth or position or inclination, and he was still a frequent visitor at the Banner. He always came in alone now, for Maudie had gone the way of all the half-world, and reached depths to which Mr. Skaggs's job prevented him from following her. However, he mourned truly for his lost companion, and to-night he was in a particularly pensive mood. Some one was playing rag-time on the piano, and the dancers were wheeling in time to the music. Skaggsy looked at them regretfully as he sipped his liquor. It made him think of Maudie. He sighed and turned away. "I tell you, Sadness," he said impulsively, "dancing is the poetry of motion." "Yes," replied Sadness, "and dancing in rag-time is the dialect poetry." The reporter did not like this. It savoured of flippancy, and he was about entering upon a discussion to prove that Sadness had no soul, when Joe, with blood-shot eyes and dishevelled clothes, staggered in and reeled towards them. "Drunk again," said Sadness. "Really, it 's a waste of time for Joe to sober up. Hullo there!" as the young man brought up against him; "take a seat." He put him in a chair at the table. "Been lushin' a bit, eh?" "Gi' me some'n' drink." "Oh, a hair of the dog. Some men shave their dogs clean, and then have hydrophobia. Here, Jack!" They drank, and then, as if the whiskey had done him good, Joe sat up in his chair. "Ha'ie 's throwed me down." "Lucky dog! You might have known it would have happened sooner or later. Better sooner than never." Skaggs smoked in silence and looked at Joe. "I 'm goin' to kill her." "I would n't if I were you. Take old Sadness's advice and thank your stars that you 're rid of her." "I 'm goin' to kill her." He paused and looked at them drowsily. Then, bracing himself up again, he broke out suddenly, "Say, d' ever tell y' 'bout the ol' man? He never stole that money. Know he di' n'." He threatened to fall asleep now, but the reporter was all alert. He scented a story. "By Jove!" he exclaimed, "did you hear that? Bet the chap stole it himself and 's letting the old man suffer for it. Great story, ain't it? Come, come, wake up here. Three more, Jack. What about your father?" "Father? Who's father. Oh, do' bother me. What?" "Here, here, tell us about your father and the money. If he did n't steal it, who did?"