The Spread Eagle and Other StoriesMorris, Gouverneur
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The Spread Eagle and Other Stories
Morris, Gouverneur
Fiction; Short stories
"Let them!" grunted the man, with ineffable scorn. "Let them! You'd have
let them!"
"I would not," retorted Mr. Holiday crisply. "My wife cuts my hair for
me, just the way I tell her to."
The man turned a careworn, unhappy face.
"My wife used to cut mine," he said. "But then I--I got into the habit
of having it done for me.... Ever been to Ohio Penitentiary, mister? ...
That's the finest tonsorial parlor in America--anything from a shave to
the electric treatment."
"Ohio Penitentiary is a jail for felons," said Mr. Holiday severely.
"Quite so," said the man, "as I was telling you."
His voice had a plaintive, subdued note of defiance in it. It was that
of a person who is tired of lying and beating about the bush.
"When did you get out?" asked Mr. Holiday simply.
"Eight days ago," said the man, "and when I get good and sick of looking
for jobs and getting turned down--I guess I'll go back."
"First they make you work," said Mr. Holiday with a pleased chuckle,
"and then they won't let you work. That's the law. But you take my
advice--you fool 'em!"
"I never fooled anybody," said the man, and he ripped a holy name from
the depths of his downheartedness.
Mr. Holiday had extracted his note-book, and under cover of the
seat-back was preparing to take notes and make comments.
"What did you use to do for a living--before?" he asked.
"I was teller in a bank."
"And what happened?"
"Then," said the man, "the missus had twins, followed by typhoid fever."
His admissions came with hopeless frankness. "And I couldn't pay for all
that luxury. So I stole."
"What bank were you teller in?"
"The Painsville Bank--Painsville. I'm going to them now to--to see if
they won't let up. The wife says that's the thing to do--go right to the
boil of trouble and prick it."
"What did your wife do while you were away?" asked Mr. Holiday
delicately.
"She did odd jobs, and brought the twins up healthy."
"I remember the Painsville business," said Mr. Holiday, "because I own
stock in that bank. You only took about two hundred dollars."
"That was all I needed," said the man. "It saved the missus and the
kids--so what's the odds?"
"But don't you intend to pay it back?"
"Not if the world won't let me earn any money. I tried for jobs all
to-day, and yesterday, and the day before. I told my story straight. The
missus wrote that was the thing to do. But I guess she's wrong for once.
What would you do if you were a banker and I came to you and said: 'I'm
just out of jail, where I went for stealing; but I mean to be honest.
Won't you give me work?'"
Mr. Holiday wondered what he would do. He was beginning to like the
ex-convict's frankness.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"Everybody knows you by sight, Mr. Holiday."
"Then you know," said the little old gentleman, "that I've sent plenty
of people to jail in my time--plenty of them."
"I've heard that said," said the man.
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