"That's true enough, but they'd a killed him quicker if I hadn't got
there. Ah, laws a massy, the meanness of this world. An' what did they
try to do with me? Hauled me up befo' cou't, an' thar I went with little
Laz in my arms, an' they tried me fur--'sault, I think them fetch-taked
lawyers called it. An' I says 'salt or sugar, I'm here, an' what air you
goin' to do about it?' They fotch money again' me, an' the lawyers they
jawed an' they palarvered; an' finally I got a chance to speak to that
weak-kneed jedge, I did, an' I says, 'Look here, I've a longer knife,
an' if you tell this jury to convict me, I'll put about a foot an' a
half of it under yo' rusty ribs.' An' you better believe he smiled on
me. Margaret, there ain't no use to set around here an' grieve. In this
here world grief never counted fur nuthin' yit. Stir about an' take care
of yo' stock an' you'll feel better. Miz Barker, I seed you a comin' an'
I know'd you'd make things worse, so I come to off-set you. An' now, if
we air goin' to be good friends, let's talk of somethin' pleasant.
Anybody dead over yo' way, Miz Barker--I mean anybody that ought to be?"
This interested Mrs. Barker, and upon the head she tapped into sloth her
rising resentment. "Nobody dead," she said, with a smack of the mouth,
"but Liza Pruitt ain't expected to git well."
"Oh, is that the one they had the talk about consarnin' of the
preacher?"
"Yes, Brother Lane."
"Brother Fool. But atter all, not half as big a fool as she was. I do
think of all the fools in the world the woman that gives the opportunity
for 'em to hitch up her name with a preacher's--she's the biggest. Why,
don't a woman know that everybody is a watchin' of a preacher? But he
feels himself safer than any man in the world. Befo' I was married there
was a preacher named Collier used to come to see me. I 'lowed he was a
single man, an' when I found he wan't I handed him his hat an' I says, I
does, 'Here, put this on an' see if it'll fit you.' He declared that it
was a past'ral call, an' I says, 'Well, then, go out in the pasture.'
Now let's put things in order for I'm goin' to stay all night."
She was imperious, but not without generosity, for she granted to
Margaret the right to look sad. But she would brook no demonstration,
and when Mrs. Barker sought to lead Margaret back for a hiccoughey
stroll along the dew-dripping path, she turned upon her with a snap.
"Miz Barker, putty soon you'll force me to wring you an' hang you out
to dry."
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