The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
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The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.
Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English
"I thank my governors, teachers, spiritual pastors, and masters," said
Wardle, as he lit a cigar after breakfast, "that I never acquired a
taste for that sort of thing."
Wardle was a pragmatical and candid friend who paid Mr. Batchel
occasional visits at Stoneground. He regarded antiquarian tastes
as a form of insanity, and it annoyed him to see his host poring
over registers, churchwardens' accounts, and documents which he
contemptuously alluded to as "dirty papers." "If you would throw those
things away, Batchel," he used to say, "and read the _Daily Mail_,
you'd be a better man for it."
Mr. Batchel replied only with a tolerant smile, and, as his friend went
out of doors with his cigar, continued to read the document before
him, although it was one he had read twenty times before. It was an
inventory of church goods, dated the 6th year of Edward VI.--to be
exact, the 15th May, 1552. By a royal order of that year, all Church
goods, saving only what sufficed for the barest necessities of
Divine Service, were collected and deposited in safe hands, there to
await further instructions. The instructions, which had not been long
delayed, had consisted in a curt order for seizure. Everyone who cares
for such matters, knows and laments the grievous spoliation of those
times.
Mr. Batchel's document, however, proved that the Churchwardens of the
day were not incapable of self-defence. They were less dumb than sheep
before the shearers. For, on the copy of the inventory of which he
had become possessed, was written the Commissioners' Report that "at
Stoneground did John Spayn and John Gounthropp, Churchwardens, declare
upon their othes that two gilded senseres with candellstickes, old
paynted clothes, and other implements, were contayned in a chest which
was robbed on St. Peter's Eve before the first inventorye made."
Mr. Batchel had a shrewd suspicion, which the reader will not
improbably share, that John Spayne and his colleague knew more
about the robbery than they chose to admit. He said to himself
again and again, that the contents of the chest had been carefully
concealed until times should mend. But from the point of view of
the Churchwardens, times had not mended. There was evidence that
Stoneground had been in no mood to tolerate censers in the reign of
Mary, and it seemed unlikely that any later time could have re-admitted
the ancient ritual. On this account, Mr. Batchel had never ceased to
believe that the contents of the chest lay somewhere near at hand, nor
to hope that it might be his lot to discover it.
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