The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
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The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.
Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English
Whenever there was any work of the nature of excavation or demolition
within a hundred yards of the Church, Mr. Batchel was sure to be
there. His presence was very distasteful in most cases, to the workmen
engaged, whom it deprived of many intervals of leisure to which they
were accustomed when left alone. During a long course of operations
connected with the restoration of the Church, Mr. Batchel's vigilance
had been of great advantage to the work, both in raising the standard
of industry and in securing attention to details which the builders
were quite prepared to overlook. It had, however, brought him no nearer
to the censers and other contents of the chest, and when the work was
completed, his hopes of discovery had become pitifully slender.
Mr. Wardle, notwithstanding his general contempt for antiquarian
pursuits, was polite enough to give Mr. Batchel's hobbies an occasional
place in their conversation, and in this way was informed of the
"stolen" goods. The information, however, gave him no more than a very
languid interest.
"Why can't you let the things alone?" he said, "what's the use of them?"
Mr. Batchel felt it all but impossible to answer a man who could say
this; yet he made the attempt.
"The historic interest," he said seriously, "of censers that were used
down to the days of Edward VI. is in itself sufficient to justify----"
"Etcetera," said his friend, interrupting the sentence which even Mr.
Batchel was not sure of finishing to his satisfaction, "but it takes so
little to justify you antiquarians, with your axes and hammers. What
can you do with it when you get it, if you ever do get it?"
"There are two censers," Mr. Batchel mildly observed in correction,
"and other things."
"All right," said Wardle; "tell me about one of them, and leave me to
do the multiplication."
With this permission, Mr. Batchel entered upon a general description of
such ancient thuribles as he knew of, and Wardle heard him with growing
impatience.
"It seems to me," he burst in at length, "that what you are making all
this pother about is a sort of silver cruet-stand, which was thin
metal to begin with, and cleaned down to the thickness of egg-shell
before the Commissioners heard of it. At this moment, if it exists,
it is a handful of black scrap. If you found it, I wouldn't give a
shilling for it; and if I would, it isn't yours to sell. Why can't you
let the things alone?"
"But the interest of it," said Mr. Batchel, "is what attracts me."
"It's a pity you can't take an interest in something less
uninteresting," said Wardle, petulantly; "but let me tell you what I
think about your censers and all the rest of it. Your Churchwardens
lied about them, but that's all right; I'd have done the same myself.
If their things couldn't be used, they were not going to have them
abused, so they put them safely out of the way, your's and everybody's
else."
"I was not proposing to abuse them," interrupted Mr. Batchel.
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