The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
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The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.
Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English
Before many years have passed it will be hard to find a person who has
ever seen a Parish Clerk. The Parish Clerk is all but extinct. Our
grandfathers knew him well--an oldish, clean-shaven man, who looked as
if he had never been young, who dressed in rusty black, bestowed upon
him, as often as not, by the Rector, and who usually wore a white tie
on Sundays, out of respect for the seriousness of his office. He it was
who laid out the Rector's robes, and helped him to put them on; who
found the places in the large Bible and Prayer Book, and indicated them
by means of decorous silken bookmarkers; who lighted and snuffed the
candles in the pulpit and desk, and attended to the little stove in the
squire's pew; who ran busily about, in short, during the quarter-hour
which preceded Divine Service, doing a hundred little things, with all
the activity, and much of the appearance, of a beetle.
Just such a one was Caleb Dean, who was Clerk of Stoneground in the
days of William IV. Small in stature, he possessed a voice which
Nature seemed to have meant for a giant, and in the discharge of his
duties he had a dignity of manner disproportionate even to his voice.
No one was afraid to sing when he led the Psalm, so certain was it that
no other voice could be noticed, and the gracious condescension with
which he received his meagre fees would have been ample acknowledgment
of double their amount.
Man, however, cannot live by dignity alone, and Caleb was glad enough
to be sexton as well as clerk, and to undertake any other duties by
which he might add to his modest income. He kept the Churchyard tidy,
trimmed the lamps, chimed the bells, taught the choir their simple
tunes, turned the barrel of the organ, and managed the stoves.
It was this last duty in particular, which took him into Church "last
thing," as he used to call it, on Saturday night. There were people
in those days, and may be some in these, whom nothing would induce
to enter a Church at midnight; Caleb, however, was so much at home
there that all hours were alike to him. He was never an early man on
Saturdays. His wife, who insisted upon sitting up for him, would often
knit her way into Sunday before he appeared, and even then would find
it hard to get him to bed. Caleb, in fact, when off duty, was a genial
little fellow; he had many friends, and on Saturday evenings he knew
where to find them.
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