“Maybe. Some day, when I’m living in a place like this, I’ll let you
know if you’re right.”
In less than a year Wallie Ascher was working with Hahn. No one knew
his official title or place. But, “Ask Wallie. He’ll know,” had
become a sort of slogan in the office. He did know. At twenty-one his
knowledge of the theatre was infallible (this does not include plays
unproduced. In this no one is infallible) and his feeling for it
amounted to a sixth sense. There was something uncanny about the way
he could talk about Lotta, for example, as if he had seen her; or Mrs.
Siddons; or Mrs. Fiske, when she was Minnie Maddern, the soubrette. It
was as though he had the power to cast himself back in the past. No
doubt it was that power which gave later to his group of historical
plays (written by him between the ages of thirty and thirty-five) their
convincingness and authority.
When Wallie was about twenty-three or four years old Sid Hahn took him
abroad with him on one of his annual scouting trips. Yearly, in the
spring, Hahn swooped down upon London, Paris, Berlin, seeking that of
the foreign stage which might be translated, fumigated, desiccated
or otherwise rendered suitable for home use. He sent Wallie on to
Vienna, alone, on the trail of a musical comedy which was rumored to
be a second _Merry Widow_ in tunefulness, chic and charm. Of course
it wasn’t. _Merry Widows_ rarely repeat themselves. Wallie wired
back to Hahn, as arranged. The telegram is unimportant, perhaps, but
characteristic.
Mr. Sid Hahn,
Hotel Savoy,
London,
England.
It’s a second all right but not a second _Merry Widow_. Heard of
a winner in Budapest shall I go. Spent to-day from eleven to five
running around the Ringstrasse looking for mythical creature known as
the chic Viennese. After careful investigation wish to be quoted as
saying the species if any is extinct.
This, remember, was in the year 1913, B. W. Wallie, obeying
instructions, went to Budapest, witnessed the alleged winner, found it
as advertised, wired Hahn and was joined by that gentleman three days
later.
Budapest, at that time, was still Little Paris, only wickeder. A city
of magnificent buildings, and unsalted caviar, and beautiful dangerous
women, and frumpy men (civilian) and dashing officers in red pants,
and Cigány music, and cafés, and paprika, and two-horse droshkies.
Buda, low and flat, lay on one side; Pest, high and hilly, perched
picturesquely on the other. Between the two rolled the Blue Danube
(which is yellow).
It was there that Hahn and Wallie found Mizzi Markis. Wallie found her,
really. Mizzi Markis, then a girl of nineteen, was a hod-carrier.
As Hahn stepped from the train, geometrically square in a long ulster
that touched his ears and his heels, Wallie met him with a bound.
“Hello, S. H.! Great to see you! Say, listen, I’ve found something.
I’ve found something big!”
Hahn had never seen the boy so excited. “Oh, shucks! No play’s as good
as that.”
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