Ching Shan was known throughout Pell Street for his stout wisdom--a
reputation which he upheld by quoting esoterically and didactically
from some hoary tome of learning, whenever asked a question, and then
reinforcing his opinion by a yet lengthier quotation from another book.
“Ng Ch’u,” he replied, “it has been reported in the Shu King that the
sage Wu once spoke as follows: ‘I have heard that the good man, doing
good, finds the day insufficient, and the night, and that the evil
man, doing evil, also finds the day insufficient, and the night.’” He
paused, looked around him, made sure that not only Ng Ch’u but also the
rest of the company were listening to him attentively, and continued:
“Yet, as to the evil man, and the good, has it not furthermore been
said that the correct doctrine of the good man is to be true to
the principles of his nature and the benevolent exercise of these
principles when dealing with others?”
“Even when dealing with evil men?” asked Ng Ch’u.
“Decidedly, little brother.”
“Ah--” smiled Ng Ch’u, “and the principle of my nature has always been
to see that I have pork with my evening rice--to bargain close and
tight--to know the worth of money--”
“Money,” said Nag Hong Fah, the restaurant proprietor, “which is the
greatest truth in the world--”
“Money,” chimed in Yung Long, the wealthy wholesale grocer, “which is
mastery and power and sway and shining achievement--”
“Money,” said Ching Shan rather severely, since he had retired from
active business affairs and was not worried by financial troubles,
“which is good only when used by a purified desire and a righteous
aim--”
“What aim more righteous,” rejoined Ng Ch’u, “than peace and happiness
and the evening rice--”
And then, quite suddenly, a hush fell over the Honorable Pavilion of
Tranquil Longevity. Tea cups were held tremblingly in mid-air. Pipes
dropped. Voices were stilled.
For there, framed in the doorway, stood three figures, lean, tall,
threatening; faces masked by black neckerchiefs; pistols held steadily
in yellow hands.
* * * * *
“Oh--Buddha!” screamed Nag Hong Fah. “The hatchetmen--the hatchetmen--”
“Silence, obese grandfather of a skillet!” said the tallest of the
three. “Silence--or--” His voice was terse and metallic; his pistol
described a significant half-circle and drew a bead on the restaurant
proprietor’s stout chest. He took a step nearer into the room, while
his two colleagues kept the company covered. “My friends,” he said, “I
have not come here to harm anybody--except--”
His eyes searched the smoke-laden room, and, as if drawn by a magnet,
Ng Ch’u rose and waddled up to him.
“Except to kill me?” he suggested meekly.
“Rightly guessed, older brother,” smiled the other. “I regret--but what
is life--eh?--and what is death? A slashing of throats! A cutting of
necks! A jolly ripping of jugular veins!” He laughed behind his mask
and drew Ng Ch’u toward him with a strong, clawlike hand.
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