United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
A sort of sharp yelp of dismay came out of the darkness. Old Ephraim
wriggled and shuffled his feet audibly on the rocks in his effort at
emphasis and absolute negation.
"Marse Julius you is gone _de_ranged! Surely, surely, you is los' what
sense you ever had! Chaney wouldn't loan ye ez much ez a apern or a
skirt out'n her chist ter save ye from de pit o' perdition! I hes been
reckless and darin' in my time, but de Lawd knows I never was so forsook
by Providence as ter set out ter carry off any wearin' apparel belongin'
ter dat 'oman, what's gin ober ter de love o' de cloes in her chist. Dat
chist is de idol ob dat _de_stracted heathen 'oman, an' de debbil will
burn her well for de love o' de vanities she's got tucked away dar.
Chaney's cloes! Gawd A'mighty! _Chaney's_ cloes! Borry _Chaney's_
cloes!"
"Well, whose clothes, then, Uncle Ephraim? You know I couldn't get into
the citizen's clothes I left at home. I'm three inches taller, and a
deal stouter. And it would be dangerous to try to buy clothes."
"Lissen; I disremembered dere wuz a trunk in de garret what wuz brung
down from de Devrett place when de Yankees tore down de house an' built
de fort. It b'longed ter yer cousin Frank's wife's brother, an' wuz sent
home atter de war broke out when he died in some outlandish place--I
dunno whar, in heathen land. As I knowed he wuz tall an' spare, I 'lowed
de cloes mought fit dee. So I opened de trunk--an' de cloes wuz
comical; but not as comical as a Rebel uniform in dese days an' dis
place."
Julius had a vague vision of himself, robed in the comicalities of the
dress of the Orient,--Japanese or Arabian or Turkish,--seeking an escape
in obscurity and inconspicuousness, through the closely drawn Federal
lines.
"Oh, Uncle Ephraim!" he whined, almost in tears, because of the futility
of every device, every hope.
"You wait till I show dem ter dee!" exclaimed Uncle Ephraim, hustling
out the bundle from under his coat.
It proved to be a small portmanteau that had been itself enclosed in the
trunk. This much was discernible by the sense of touch. Old Ephraim
placed it on the ground, and then, lowering his voice mysteriously, he
asked solemnly, "Marse Julius, is you sure acquainted with dis place?"
"I certainly am," declared Julius, the tense vibration of triumph in his
voice. "I know it from end to end!"
"Den, ef I wuz ter strike a light, could dem sentries see hit at de
furder e-end?"
"Not to save their souls. We're ever so far down, and the tunnel has
already made three turns."
"Ef dey wuz ter follow us, dey couldn't crope up unbeknownst on us?"
"They'd break their necks at the entrance if they didn't know the place
or have a ladder."
"Dere is a ladder ter de stable, dough," the old man urged, vaguely
uneasy.
"We'd hear 'em putting it down."
"Dat's so! Dat's so!" cried Uncle Ephraim, all cheerful alacrity once
more.
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