Cousins -- Fiction; Prince Edward Island -- Fiction; Storytellers -- Fiction
If the Story Girl laughed at Peter the mills of the gods ground out
his revenge for him in mid-afternoon. Felicity, having used up all the
available cooking materials in the house, had to stop perforce; and she
now determined to stuff two new pincushions she had been making for
her room. We heard her rummaging in the pantry as we sat on the cool,
spruce-shadowed cellar door outside, where Uncle Roger was showing us
how to make elderberry pop-guns. Presently she came out, frowning.
“Cecily, do you know where mother put the sawdust she emptied out of
that old beaded pincushion of Grandmother King’s, after she had sifted
the needles out of it? I thought it was in the tin box.”
“So it is,” said Cecily.
“It isn’t. There isn’t a speck of sawdust in that box.”
The Story Girl’s face wore a quite indescribable expression, compound of
horror and shame. She need not have confessed. If she had but held her
tongue the mystery of the sawdust’s disappearance might have forever
remained a mystery. She WOULD have held her tongue, as she afterwards
confided to me, if it had not been for a horrible fear which flashed
into her mind that possibly sawdust puddings were not healthy for people
to eat--especially if there might be needles in them--and that if any
mischief had been done in that direction it was her duty to undo it if
possible at any cost of ridicule to herself.
“Oh, Felicity,” she said, her voice expressing a very anguish of
humiliation, “I--I--thought that stuff in the box was cornmeal and used
it to make the pudding.”
Felicity and Cecily stared blankly at the Story Girl. We boys began to
laugh, but were checked midway by Uncle Roger. He was rocking himself
back and forth, with his hand pressed against his stomach.
“Oh,” he groaned, “I’ve been wondering what these sharp pains I’ve been
feeling ever since dinner meant. I know now. I must have swallowed a
needle--several needles, perhaps. I’m done for!”
The poor Story Girl went very white.
“Oh, Uncle Roger, could it be possible? You COULDN’T have swallowed a
needle without knowing it. It would have stuck in your tongue or teeth.”
“I didn’t chew the pudding,” groaned Uncle Roger. “It was too tough--I
just swallowed the chunks whole.”
He groaned and twisted and doubled himself up. But he overdid it. He was
not as good an actor as the Story Girl. Felicity looked scornfully at
him.
“Uncle Roger, you are not one bit sick,” she said deliberately. “You are
just putting on.”
“Felicity, if I die from the effects of eating sawdust pudding,
flavoured with needles, you’ll be sorry you ever said such a thing to
your poor old uncle,” said Uncle Roger reproachfully. “Even if there
were no needles in it, sixty-year-old sawdust can’t be good for my
tummy. I daresay it wasn’t even clean.”
“Well, you know every one has to eat a peck of dirt in his life,”
giggled Felicity.
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