Cousins -- Fiction; Prince Edward Island -- Fiction; Storytellers -- Fiction
“I’m glad you think so,” said Cecily tremulously. “Dan said it was no
use for me to bother praying about it. He said if they COULDN’T speak
God might do something, but when they just WOULDN’T it wasn’t likely
He would interfere. Dan does say such queer things. I’m so afraid he’s
going to grow up just like Uncle Robert Ward, who never goes to church,
and doesn’t believe more than half the Bible is true.”
“Which half does he believe is true?” I inquired with unholy curiosity.
“Oh, just the nice parts. He says there’s a heaven all right,
but no--no--HELL. I don’t want Dan to grow up like that. It isn’t
respectable. And you wouldn’t want all kinds of people crowding heaven,
now, would you?”
“Well, no, I suppose not,” I agreed, thinking of Billy Robinson.
“Of course, I can’t help feeling sorry for those who have to go to THE
OTHER PLACE,” said Cecily compassionately. “But I suppose they wouldn’t
be very comfortable in heaven either. They wouldn’t feel at home. Andrew
Marr said a simply dreadful thing about THE OTHER PLACE one night last
fall, when Felicity and I were down to see Kitty, and they were burning
the potato stalks. He said he believed THE OTHER PLACE must be lots more
interesting than heaven because fires were such jolly things. Now, did
you ever hear the like?”
“I guess it depends a good deal on whether you’re inside or outside the
fires,” I said.
“Oh, Andrew didn’t really mean it, of course. He just said it to sound
smart and make us stare. The Marrs are all like that. But anyhow, I’m
going to keep on praying that something will happen to excite the Story
Girl. I don’t believe there is any use in praying that Felicity will
speak first, because I am sure she won’t.”
“But don’t you suppose God could make her?” I said, feeling that it
wasn’t quite fair that the Story Girl should always have to speak first.
If she had spoken first the other times it was surely Felicity’s turn
this time.
“Well, I believe it would puzzle Him,” said Cecily, out of the depths of
her experience with Felicity.
Peter, as was to be expected, took Felicity’s part, and said the Story
Girl ought to speak first because she was the oldest. That, he said, had
always been his Aunt Jane’s rule.
Sara Ray thought Felicity should speak first, because the Story Girl was
half an orphan.
Felix tried to make peace between them, and met the usual fate of all
peacemakers. The Story Girl loftily told him that he was too young
to understand, and Felicity said that fat boys should mind their own
business. After that, Felix declared it would serve Felicity right if
the Story Girl never spoke to her again.
Dan had no patience with either of the girls, especially Felicity.
“What they both want is a right good spanking,” he said.
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