The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
I remember looking towards him with a natural curiosity to see what
he—the only stranger present—appeared to think of the instrument; but
he gave no sign,—none, at least, that I could interpret. He was gazing
fixedly at my grandfather with a sort of rapt look,—his head bowed, his
lips firmly compressed, but twitching a little. His eyes had a certain
glitter about them, strongly contrasting with their usual expression of
unobtrusive endurance. I looked towards Charley, but his eyes did not
meet mine; for he had turned his chair away from the fire, and was
scrutinizing the stranger’s face with a quiet but searching look.
“It is a little hoarse from long disuse,” said Mr. Whacker, drawing the
bow slowly as before.
“Give us a tune, Uncle Tom?”
“Yes, yes!” joined in a chorus. “Give us a tune!”
“Pshaw!” said the old gentleman, “it would be a profanation to play a
‘tune’ on this instrument.”
“There is where I don’t agree with you, Mr. Whacker,” put in the fat and
jolly middle-aged gentleman. “The last time I was in Richmond I went to
hear Ole Bull; and such stuff as he played I wish never to hear
again,—nothing but running up and down the strings, with de’il a bit of
tune that I could see.”
“That’s precisely my opinion,” said another. “Confound their science,
say I.”
“Why, yes,” continued the jolly fat middle-aged gentleman, encouraged.
“The fact is, it spoils a fiddler to teach him his notes. Music should
come from the heart. Why, I don’t wish to flatter our friend Billy here,
but, so far as I am concerned, I would rather hear him than all the Ole
Bulls and Paganinis that ever drew a bow.”
“Rather hear Billy? I should think so! Why, any left-handed negro
fiddler can beat those scientific fellows all hollow.”
My grandfather, during the passage at arms that ensued upon the
expression of these sentiments, grew rather warm, and at last appealed
to the Don. He, as though loath to criticise the performance of our
friend Billy, spoke guardedly. “I should think,” said he, “that music
would be like anything else,—those who devoted most time to it would be
most proficient.”
“Of gourse!” broke in the Herr, who had not allowed the discussion to
draw him very far from the bowl of toddy. “Now, joost look at unser
frient Pilly. Dot yung mon has a real dalent for de feedle,—but vot he
blay? Noding als reels unt cheeks unt zuch dinks. Joost sent dot yung
mon one time nach Europen, unt by a goot master. Donnerwetter, I show
you somedink! Tausendteufels!” added he, draining his glass, “vot for a
feedler dot yung Pilly make!”
I may remark that just in proportion as the Herr mollified his water did
he dilute his English. Just in proportion as he approached the bottom of
a punch-bowl did the language of Shakespeare and Milton become to him an
obscure idiom.
“Won’t you try its tone?” said Mr. Whacker, offering the violin and bow
to the Don.
“Oh,” replied he, deprecatingly.
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