The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
[Illustration: Umgh-umgh! {The same clef as the previous illustration.}]
CHAPTER XXXI.
It was a match to the mine, that umgh-umgh eulogistic, and the explosion
was tremendous; for my grandfather’s toddy-bowl, though wide and deep,
was now nearly empty. In an instant every man was on his feet, cheering
at the top of his voice. Such hats as were available, seized without
regard to ownership, were frantically whirling in the air; tumblers went
round in dizzy circles; centrifugal toddy was splashing in every
direction; while the rear ranks of the colored cohorts were scrambling
over the backs of those in front, to catch a glimpse of the scene. In
the midst of it all, the honest Herr was to be seen rushing to and fro,
lustily shouting out some proposition as to the health of the stranger.
He was brandishing his goblet, which he had managed to fill,
notwithstanding the confusion, and offering to chink glasses with any
and all comers, when, as ill luck would have it, he ran into one of the
students as enthusiastic as himself, and the twain suddenly found
themselves holding in their hands nothing but the stems of their
goblets.
“Ah, mein freund,” said he, with a glance at his soaked shirt-front,
“vot for a poonch vas dat!”
“Very good, very good!” cried the student, with a rousing slap on his
shoulder; for a vague feeling came over the young man that one of the
Herr’s puns was lurking somewhere in the mist.
But the most striking figure in tableau No. 2 was that of my
grandfather. As soon as Uncle Dick’s applauding grunt had broken the
spell that held the company, and while all were cheering lustily, he
rushed up to the Don, and placed his hands in an impressive way on his
shoulders. The cheering suddenly ceased, and all listened intently save
the Herr and his student, who, having found fresh tumblers, were busy
scooping up the last of the punch.
“My friend,” said my grandfather, “Charley and I are but two in this big
house,”—and there was a simple pathos in his manner and tones.—“Won’t
you live with us—for good?”
Tremendous applause greeted this rather thorough-going invitation; and
tableau No. 2 dissolved in confusion; in the midst of which stood the
Don, bowing and laughing, and wisely holding high above his head the
precious violin.
“Ah, dere spoke de Barrone!” quoth the Herr, balancing himself, and
clinking half-filled glasses with his student.
“Good for Uncle Tom!” echoed the latter.
“So!” chimed in the Herr, blinking at the ceiling through the bottom of
his tumbler.
“I am in downright earnest, I assure you,” urged Mr. Whacker, on
remarking the pleased merriment of the Don. “Eh, Charley?”
“So say we all of us!” said Charley, with jovial earnestness, and
shaking, with great cordiality, the stranger’s right hand, whence I had
removed the bow.
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