The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
I don’t think the relations between Virginia master and Virginia slave
ever appeared in a gentler or more attractive aspect than on Christmas
mornings. The way the older and more privileged domestics had of
bursting into your room at the most unearthly hour, shouting “Christmas
gift! Christmas gift!” beaming with smiles and brimful of good nature,
was enough to warm the heart of a Cimon.
“Well, Aunt Phœbe,” said one of the drowsy beauties, “you have caught
us.”
“Gracious, is it daybreak yet?” yawned hazel-eyed Alice. “I am s-o-o-o
sleepy!” And turning over in bed with a toss, she closed her eyes and
pouted as though she had much to endure.
“Daybreak? _Daybreak?_ Why, Lor’, chile, ain’t Polly done put on her
bread to bake? Git up, git up, you lazy things! Don’t you know all de
beaux is up and dressed, and a-settin’ round, ’most a-dyin’ for to see
you?”
“Poor things, are they?” mumbled Alice against her pillow.
“To-be-sho, to-be-sho dey is,” reiterated Aunt Phœbe; though, as a
veracious historian, I must let the reader know that it was a pious
fraud on the old lady’s part, inspired by solicitude for the reputation
of the Elmington breakfast; for not one of the sinners had stirred.
“I believe,” added Aunt Phœbe, observing that Mary’s eyes were open,—“I
believe,” said she, going up to Alice and looking down upon her with an
admiring smile, “dat dis is de sleepyheadedest one of ’em all.”
Alice gave a little grunt, if the expression be parliamentary.
“Makin’ ’ten’ she ’sleep now,” said Aunt Phœbe, casting knowing nods and
winks at Mary.
“When she is awake, Aunt Phœbe, she is wide enough awake for you, isn’t
she?”
“Lor’ bless you, honey, I b’lieve you; she cert’n’y do beat all.” And
the floor trembled beneath the good old soul’s adipose chuckle. “She is
a pretty chile, too, she is mum,” continued the old lady, assuming, with
her arms akimbo, a critical attitude. Mary rose on her elbow to observe
Alice’s countenance. Her lips began to twitch, slightly, under this
double gaze.
“And I ain’t de onliest one as thinks so, neither,” added she, tossing
back her head with a look of triumphant sagacity.
“Who is it? who is it?” And Mary rose and sat up in bed.
“Nebber mind, nebber mind!” replied she, with diplomatic reserve.
“Nebber mind; Phœbe ain’t been livin’ in this world so long for nothin’.
De ole nigger got eyes in her head, and she can see out’n ’em, too; you
b’lieve she can, my honeys.”
“Oh, do tell me, that’s a good Aunt Phœbe!”
“Though she ain’t got no specs on her nose.” And the good soul threw
herself back and gave vent to a very audible h’yah, h’yah, h’yah.
“Is—it—Uncle—Tom?” droned out Alice, in an almost inarticulate
murmur.
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