The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“There now, girls, you need not wait for me. I shall be down in a
moment. Go down. No, I won’t have you wait for me! Aunt Phœbe will never
forgive you if you let the muffins get cold. Moreover, I wish to add to
my toilet, in private, a few killing touches, of which I alone possess
the secret. Maidens, retire!” And with outstretched, dimpled arm, she
pointed to the door. Thus dismissed, they soon found their way to the
breakfast-table; and, as was to be expected, there immediately arose a
very animated talk upon the events of the preceding evening.
A Virginia breakfast, in those days, was not wont to be a lugubrious
affair; but I think that this was, perhaps, the brightest that I
remember. The events of the previous evening were told and retold for
the benefit of the ladies. Young Jones was invited to describe the
emotions which caused him to dive under the table, the middle-aged fat
gentleman got what sympathy was his due, when, just as each girl had,
for the twentieth time, exclaimed that it was “really mean,” Alice stood
upon the threshold.
CHAPTER XXXIII.
No one had heard her approaching footsteps. The charming little actress
stood there, her arms akimbo, her head tossed back, her eyes fixed upon
the Don with the blackest look she could command. To the salutations of
the company, to my grandfather’s request that she be seated, she deigned
no reply; and suddenly whisking herself to the side of the table, she
poured in upon the Don a still more deadly fusillade of fierce glances
at short range; then, as the only unoccupied seat was next his, she
advanced to take it, but in the twinkling of an eye her whole manner had
changed, though _why_ it changed I cannot explain, nor she any more than
I, doubtless. I record facts, merely. As she went mincing around the
table to reach her seat, she suddenly became converted into a prim and
absurdly affected old maid. Her manner of shaking out her napkin would
have been alone sufficient to convulse the company. In fact, for a time,
all breakfasting, considered as a practical business, came to an end.
The very streams of hot muffins, waffles, and buckwheat cakes stood
still, in presence of this joyous spirit, as of old the river forgot to
flow when Orpheus touched his lyre. I can see her now, it seems to me,
nibbling at the merest crumb upon a prong of her fork, sipping her
coffee with dainty affectation, ogling the gentlemen with inimitable
drollery.
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