The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“You owe me no thanks,” said he, in a low murmur, and without raising
his eyes. “Far from it.”
A mysterious feeling crept over Mrs. Poythress. Was it his eyes? Was it
his voice? Or his manner? Was it something? Was it nothing? “I do feel
rather weak. Perhaps I was a little jarred,” said she; “may I lean on
your strong arm?” Bending low, he offered her his arm as a courtier
would to a queen, but without the courtier’s smile; and they moved
slowly towards the house.
“He is a gentleman of the old school,” thought Mr. Whacker.
“One would think,” mused Mary, “that he was already an accepted
son-in-law.”
“A case of nubbin,” chirped Alice (a phrase I leave as a kind of sample
bone of contention to the philologists of your day, my boy). She was
leaning on Charley’s arm, and raised her eyes inquiringly. “Somehow,
though,” added she, interpreting his silence as dissent, “somehow, I
don’t altogether believe so.”
No reply.
She looked up again, and detected a faintly rippling smile struggling
with the lines of his well-schooled features. He had heard her,
then,—and half amused, half indignant, she gave his arm so sudden and
vigorous a pull as visibly to disturb his balance.
“Why don’t you answer people?” said she, a little testily.
“You would not have a man hasty? Is it not best to treat people’s
remarks as a hunter does wild ducks? Save your ammunition. Don’t fire at
the first that comes; wait till you can bring down three or four at a
shot. Besides, it is rude.”
“Rude?”
“Yes, to interrupt the current of people’s observations.”
“Well, you must interrupt the current of mine when I speak to you.”
“The tr-tr-tr-ouble is I’d rather hear you talk than talk myself.”
Three persons, walking behind this couple, had overheard these
words,—to wit, Jones, Jones’s girl, and myself. By Jones’s girl I would
be understood as referring to one of our Christmas party, through whose
influence Jones had been led to infer that the lectures at the
University immediately after Christmas were of comparatively minor
importance. We were all struck by the absence of banter in Charley’s
last remark. Jones looked at me, and opening wide his eyes, and dropping
his chin, formed his mouth into a perfect circle.
“The old fox is caught,” whispered he; and taking another look, “sure
pop!” he added,—an inelegant expression which I record with regret, and
only in the interests of historic accuracy. Jones’s girl, while we
smiled at Charley, had her woman’s eyes on Alice, and with raised brows
and a nod directed our attention to her. Alice had obviously noticed the
peculiar tone of Charley’s voice, and coyly dropped her eyes. “Mr.
Frobisher,” she began, “I must beg your pardon.”
“For what, pray?”
“For my rudeness in pulling your arm, just now!”
“Oh, don’t speak of it,” and then a merry twinkle coming into his eyes,
“it didn’t hurt a bit. I rather liked it. D-d-d-d-o it again.”
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