The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“To others, perhaps, but not to you; nor to me, either, perhaps; but the
chestnuts are for you. Besides, as Dido said to her sister Anna, you
know the approaches of the man and the happy moment. How often have I
seen every one quaking with awe when you are attacking him with your
saucy drolleries, and how charmed he always is, and how he laughs!”
“And poor dear mamma,” said Alice, with a tender smile, “how she shakes
and weeps and weeps and shakes! Do you know, Mr. Frobisher, though I say
it ‘as shouldn’t,’ I am not, by half, so giddy and brainless as I seem?
Do you know why I cut up so many didoes? (By the way, I wonder whether
that rather colloquial phrase has any reference to Æneas’s girl?) But it
is the truth, that half the time that I am cutting my nonsensical
capers, it is just to make mamma laugh. Ah, Mr. Frobisher, you have
hardly known what a mother can be, and you will have to love mine! You
won’t be able to help it.” And the cutter of capers and of didoes passed
her hand across her eyes. “Look,” said she after a pause, “there she
sits now, and beside the Don, too. Don’t she look serene? See how she is
smiling at me over the banister!” And throwing herself into an attitude,
she blew kiss after kiss to Her Serenity, in rapid succession, from
alternate hands. “There! she is off. As her eyes are shut tight, she
will not be able to see me for half a minute, and I will take the
opportunity of telling you, for your comfort, that she does not think
there is a man living half good enough for me. How do you feel?”
“I feel that she is right.”
“And I feel that she is twice wrong. First, because she does not know
me, and secondly, because she does not know—_somebody_!” And skipping
up the steps, she ran to her mother and bounced into her lap: “Are you
glad to see me? Did you think I was never coming back?”
“A bad penny is sure—”
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