The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
Meanwhile, Mr. Whacker has not been idle. He has been giving his
wondering and interested guest an account of what I have just narrated
to the reader; omitting, naturally, many things that I have said; saying
many things that I have omitted; telling his story, that is, in his own
way. Let us drop in upon them and see where they are.
“This was in 1855,—five years ago. How have you managed to supply M.
Villemain’s place during all this time? Have you succeeded in developing
the local talent?”
“Local talent? Bless you, no. I labored faithfully with my grandson, but
had to give him up,—no taste that way. Then there was a young fellow,
the son of a neighbor,—young William Jones,—who is now at the
University. I had great hopes of him when he began to take lessons; but
the scamp was too lazy to practise his exercises, and pretended he
couldn’t see any tune in classical music. Perfectly absurd! However,”
quickly added Mr. Whacker, observing that his guest was silent, “the
majority are of his way of thinking. Bill is a capital fiddler, however,
and is invaluable at our dancing parties. He will be down Christmas, and
you will hear him.”
“I should like very much to do so,” replied the Don, rather stiffly.
“His ‘Arkansas Traveller’ is an acknowledged m-m-m-masterpiece,” chimed
in Charley, “and his ‘B-B-B-Billy in the Low Grounds’ the despair of
every other fiddler in the county.”
“I should like very much indeed to hear him,” said the stranger,
laughing heartily at Charley’s neatly turned phrase, over which his
stammering threw a quaint halo of added humor. “And so you had to give
him up also, Mr. Whacker?”
“Yes, I had to give them all up, except Charley here.” And he gave that
young man’s knee a vigorous slap, accompanied with an admiring glance.
“You could hardly guess how I manage. You see Mr. Waldteufel visits
Baltimore twice a year to lay in a stock of music and other articles
needed by his pupils, and he has instructions to look about him and pick
up, if possible, some violinist newly landed in the country, or one
temporarily out of employment; or perhaps he may find an artist desiring
a vacation, to whom a few weeks in the country would be a tempting bait.
All such he is at liberty to invite to Elmington,—provided, of course,”
added Mr. Whacker, with a wave of his hand, “provided they be proper
persons.”
“Or the reverse,” soliloquized Charley, prying narrowly, as he spoke,
into the bowl of his pipe.
“Or the what?”
“I addressed an observation to my p-p-p-pipe.”
“Well, suppose they _are_ sometimes rather—in fact—rather—what
difference, pray, does it make to us two bachelors? You will no doubt
think, Mr. Smith, that this is a quartet under difficulties,—and so it
is, but it is a quartet after all. If not, in dissenting phrase, a
‘stated,’ it is, at least, an ‘occasional service of song.’”
“Goot for de Barrone!” quoted Charley.
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