“You black rascal, do you expect me to build your fire?” sputtered Floyd-Rosney. “The Cap’n nuver treated me right,” the provisional cook evaded the direct appeal. “He nuver tole me that I was gwine to be axed to cut wood.” “How were you going to cook without a fire?” demanded Ducie. “I ’spected you gemmen had a fire somewhere.” “In my coat-pocket?” asked Floyd-Rosney. The waiter would not essay the retort direct. He, too, was perfectly polite. “I ain’t gwine to cut wood,” he murmured plaintively. “I wish we had kept one of those roustabouts to cut wood instead of letting them all go with the yawl back to the _Cherokee Rose_,” said Floyd-Rosney, in great annoyance. “They are worth a hundred of these saloon darkies.” “Don’t name _me_ ’mongst dat triflin’ gang, Mr. Floyd-Rosney,” the Major’s retainer said, in dignified remonstrance. “But I jes’ come along to wait on de Major, an’ cuttin’ wood is a business I ain’t in no wise used to. Naw, sir.” “I never was expectin’ to cut wood,” plained the high falsetto of the saloon darkey. “Pshaw!” exclaimed Ducie. “If this keeps up I’ll split some fool’s head open.” He threw off his coat, seized the axe, heaved it up and struck a blow that splintered a plank in the middle. Floyd-Rosney, his coat also on the floor, inserted the blade of a hatchet edgewise beneath it and pried it up, then began to chop vigorously while Ducie prepared to rive another plank. The two negroes looked on with sulky indifference. Suddenly the Major’s servant grinned genially, without rhyme or reason. “You two gemmen git out of yere. Make yerselfs skeerce. You think I’m gwine to stand yere an’ let you chop wood. I know de quality. I have always worked for de quality. I’m gwine to l’arn dis yere little coon, dat dunno nuthin’ but runnin’ de river, how to behave hisself before de quality. Take up dat hatchet, boy, an’ mind yer manners.” Floyd-Rosney surrendered the implement readily and with all the grace of good-will, but Ducie continued to deal the stanch old floor some tremendous blows and at last laid the axe down as if he did not half care. “We had best run as few fires as possible,” Ducie commented as they left the room, “change of heart might not last.”