Myrtle Morris introduced her to the profession and to Roy's friend,
Billy Izzard, at the same time. This also was in Edith Grove. Billy
Izzard, whose large, boyish face and loose, shambling figure somehow
gave Louie the impression that he had either grown too quickly or else
not yet filled out, was telling Miss Morris, with a candour entirely
disarming, that for some purpose or other her own form was no good at
all; and Miss Morris asked him why he didn't try the Models' Club. He
snorted.
"Try it? I have tried it; tried everything. Fact of the matter is,
it's like going to a Registry Office for servants; you find the rich
people have snapped up all the best before they get there. Old Henson
gets 'em. He's got the very girl I want; Miss Gale; but I can't pay
what Henson pays. And the rest of you are like that egg--good in
parts."
Louie wondered whether Billy had ever heard her name before; she found
a way of making sure. The talk turned to holiday-places for the coming
summer, and Louie contrived to mention the Somerset coast and the
Bristol Channel. The unsuspecting Billy told her that he had once been
yachting there with a fellow and had had a smash-up. It was amusing.
According to Billy, the other fellow had rather fancied himself as a
patcher-up of broken centre-boards and suchlike, had put in at some
place or other, and had said he'd made the centre-board all right; and
he'd come pretty near drowning the pair of them off a place called
Combe Martin. Luckily they'd been spied by the coastguard, and a boat
had been put out to them. "Rottenest piece of navigation in England,"
Billy grumbled on; "there's a place called the Boiling Pot----" He
described it....
Louie felt a little gush of gratitude towards Roy. He had not
chattered. But of course he would not----
She did not offer at once to sit to Billy; it was a fortnight later
that she screwed up her courage to do so. During that time she thought
the matter out. Perhaps the stark simplicity of the thing attracted
her. No acquirement she was ever likely to possess would greatly
improve her circumstances; it would probably be the same to the end of
the chapter--cash-desk, waitress, Earls Court--Earls Court, mannequin,
and a private secretaryship with an offer of double wages. At two
colleges she had learned little or nothing; she lacked application;
but here was something that quietly brushed acquirements
aside--something that went flagrantly by favour. It was femininity
reduced to its simplest statement. She had no fear of Billy Izzard.
She guessed that to him she would be little more than a more complex
whitewashed cube or cone or pyramid.
She did not even colour when she made her proposal to him....
"But I expect you'll go off to old Henson or some other swell
presently," he sighed, as she stood before him....
And of course Chaff, barring her face that was best suited with a
large shady hat, had given her her testimonial long before.
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