On the Sunday afternoon she went with Jimmy and Rhoda to Bishops Park;
then, packing them off home, she crossed the bridge again and took the
bus to Buck's. At Buck's she again stayed until ten, and she smiled
as, on the way home again, she remembered the little party to which
Chaff had once taken her, pigtail and all. If Chaff had had a little
party that night she would have invited herself to it; it would have
been something to do. Although it was half-past eleven when she
reached her own door she was not in the least tired; had she not slept
until well after midday? She walked back to Putney Bridge again. There
a man spoke to her. She wondered what he would have said had she
stopped; it would have been amusing to know. She felt that she had not
had enough amusement. She wished she could have gone back to the
Business School in Holborn again. That had been amusing. Mr. Mackie
had been very amusing. One of his songs, he had said, that about the
Gorgonzola Cheese, never failed to create merriment.
She hummed as much as she could remember of the air of it as she
walked, and took two more of Miss Cora's sleeping-tablets before going
to bed.
She found, too, an entirely unexpected amount of amusement at the
Consolidation on the Monday morning. Not that everything was not much
as usual; the routine was the same; but a quite comic spirit seemed to
pervade the whole place. Lacking a Mr. Mackie, Sir Julius, dapper and
perfect in his aplomb, who had thought of asking her to be his
mistress but had found a more profitable use to put her to, seemed
somehow as funny as needs be; she wondered she had not noticed it
before. It happened that Mr. Stonor had to rebuke one of the telephone
girls that morning; there was diversion in the way in which the girl
tossed her dolly-capped head and told him that she would talk to her
"boys" if she liked. Quite right; that was the way to take things, as
a joke. And Mr. Whitlock was portentously funny over a nought or so
that had strayed into a pile of figures; and the glazed screen that
marked Louie's superiority to the other girls in the same room seemed
inanimately funny, and Jim himself was funny, when you came to think
of it, sitting invisible there in his room with people coming and
going all the time, as if the earth would have ceased to revolve on
her axis or the sun have omitted to rise if Jim had not rung bells and
jotted his initials on his bits of paper. And funnier than everything
else was the fact that Louie should be there at all. She laughed
outright when, at nine o'clock that night (she had been kept on
account of some urgent joke or other), she stepped from the
upholstered lift and out into Pall Mall.
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