As she waited, Kitty Windus, wearing an Inverness cape and a
boat-shaped hat, came up. Miss Windus lived in a street off Tottenham
Court Road, and already once or twice Louie had walked with her as far
as the Oxford corner. She was waiting for the Polly Ross girl now,
whose direction was the same. She asked Louie whether she intended to
walk or to "hop on a bus." She always spoke in these rather sprightly
terms, just as she always stiffened the line of her back a little the
moment a man, any man, entered the room; and she referred, brightly
and hopefully, to proposals of marriage as "chances." Louie was
already learning when she might expect any given one of Kitty's
innumerable _clichés_, and had several times (humorously) given them
back to Kitty again with complete success. As they waited for the
Polly Ross girl (whose name was Evie Soames) Louie asked Kitty who the
big man who had gone out with Mr. Merridew was.
"Oh, the Mandrill!" said Kitty, laughing even before Louie had got out
the word "big." "That's Mr. Jeffries. Isn't he a caution? But he only
comes in the evenings."
She meant that Mr. Jeffries had not a pound a week on his own.
Students who only came in the evenings were of a slightly inferior
order to those who came during the day.
"I suppose he had his brown paper parcel with him?" Kitty said, with
more mirth in her peering little eyes.
Louie remembered that Mr. Jeffries had carried a brown paper parcel.
Kitty twittered.
"Bet you can't guess what was in it--that is, if you haven't heard
it?"
She said "it" as if it had been a riddle or some sort of a joke. Louie
admitted that she could not guess what had been in Mr. Jeffries'
parcel.
"Good old brown paper parcel!" Kitty chuckled. "You'll get to know it
by-and-by! You see," she explained, "he goes to Archie's for a bath.
Isn't it killing?"
"I--I don't quite see what you mean," said Louie. She honestly did
not.
"Why, for a bath--you know, a common or garden bath, with hot water. I
peeped into it once (the parcel, I mean; for shame, you dreadful
girl!) and it had a clean shirt and a pair of socks in it. I suppose
he wraps those he takes off up when he's done."
Louie's eyes had opened very wide indeed. A man to have to ask another
man for a bath! Well, that was something learned about London! A
bath--a thing so necessary that its existence was assumed--how
extremely amusing! She knew that entertaining word, "poor," but what
was this other, this new and side-splitting word that meant that a man
had to ask another man for a bath? She had never heard of anything
so--so--there was no adjective that quite fitted the humour of it.
The next moment she had wasted an irony on Kitty.
"Hasn't he--a tidy bit?" she asked.
But it took far more than this to get through Kitty's hide. She gave
another little laugh and drew her gloves more smoothly over her thin
hands.
"Him? The Mandrill? (I always call him the Mandrill, my dear.) Not a
penny to bless himself with; look at him!"
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