At this point his voice would choke up with emotion. Finally, someone
would make bold to inquire, “What did they do next, Jim?” Whereupon he
would earnestly reply, “Them danged cussed Induns kilt and sculped me!”
What did Bridger actually know about Yellowstone? Probably his first
visit was in 1829. He was also a member of a trapping party that worked
the Bighorn Basin north, then passed over to Three Forks, and trapped to
their sources during 1830. Therefore, they were in the western part of
the Park. Dr. F. V. Hayden called Bridger the best mountain man the West
had ever produced and said he learned of the marvels of Yellowstone from
him in the early fifties. It is reasonable to believe that the old scout
saw and appreciated all of the major features of Wonderland, with the
possible exception of the Upper Geyser Basin. His descriptions of
spouting springs, strange to say, fall far short of the standard set by
the Old Faithful group.[117]
Several of the most famous Bridger yarns were embroidered upon a
Yellowstone backdrop. It was this unique element that made them
unconscious conservers of fact. A certain residuum of truth seems to be
present in each of his tales if one searches carefully enough. There
were occasional implications so freighted with the earmarks of reality
that genuine curiosity was piqued. Amusement was often tempered by
wonder; perhaps there was something in the old mountaineer’s ravings!
There was the celebrated Obsidian Cliff fiasco. Its perpendicular
volcanic glass properties were advertised in this yarn: “Oncet I camp
yonder in a purty meadow. Wantin’ meat I went lookin’ fer an elk. I seen
a beaut a right smart spell yonder. Comin’ close, I let him have it.
Bejabers, he didn’t make a move. I moved nigh onto him—took a dead bead.
Same result. Says I, I’ll get so darn nigh the report o’ the gun’ll kill
him. So I did. The blame critter didn’t look up. O’ course, I thought he
was deaf, dumb, and blind. I was so bloomin’ mad I grab my blunderbuss
by the shank an’ start runnin’ direct fur him, intendin’ to smash him
slam-bang on the haid. Well siree, ye’d never believe it! What I act’lly
hit was the side of a glass mountain ... crawlin’ to the top, what do I
see but that same elk way yonder, feedin’ as peaceable as ye please.”
Thus he gave a quaint representation of an interesting feature of
nature.
Bridger boasted the knowledge of a choice campground hidden among the
inner labyrinth of Yellowstone’s canyon. The marvel of this place was in
its curious delayed-action echoes. “In fact,” said Jim, “it’s a natural
alarm clock which I winds up so: when campin’ thar I beds myself down,
and jist afor I goes to sleep I raises my haid from the saddle an’
hollers, ‘Time to get up, you sunuvagun’; an’ sure as shootin’, the echo
comes a bouncin’ back at the crack o’ dawn!”
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