The Story of the Sun: New York, 1833-1918O'Brien, Frank Michael
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The Story of the Sun: New York, 1833-1918
O'Brien, Frank Michael
Sun (New York, N.Y. : 1833)
Dana chuckled and dictated a paragraph creating the cat. Instantly the
animal became famous. Newspapers pictured it as Dana’s inseparable
companion, and the _Sun_ presently had another, and longer, editorial
article about the wonderful beast:
The universal interest which this accomplished animal has
excited throughout the country is a striking refutation that
genius is not honored in its own day and generation. Perhaps no
other living critic has attained the popularity and vogue now
enjoyed by our cat. For years he worked in silence, unknown,
perhaps, beyond the limits of the office. He is a sort of
Rosicrucian cat, and his motto has been “to know all and to
keep himself unknown.” But he could not escape the glory his
efforts deserved, and a few mornings ago he woke up, like
Byron, to find himself famous.
We are glad to announce that he hasn’t been puffed up by the
enthusiastic praise which comes to him from all sources.
He is the same industrious, conscientious, sharp-eyed, and
sharp-toothed censor of copy that he has always been, nor
should we have known that he is conscious of the admiration
he excites among his esteemed contemporaries of the press had
we not observed him in the act of dilacerating a copy of the
_Graphic_ containing an alleged portrait of him.
It was impossible not to sympathize with his evident
indignation. The _Graphic’s_ portrait did foul injustice to his
majestic and intellectual features. Besides, it represented him
as having a bandage over one eye, as if he had been involved
in controversy and had had his eye mashed. Now, aside from the
fact that he needs both eyes to discharge his literary duties
properly, he is able to whip his weight in office cats, and
his fine, large eyes have never been shrouded in black, and we
don’t believe they ever will be. He is a soldier as well as a
scholar.
We have received many requests to give a detailed account
of the personal habits and peculiarities of this feline
Aristarchus. Indeed, we have been requested to prepare a full
biographical sketch to appear in the next edition of “Homes of
American Authors.” At some future day we may satisfy public
curiosity with the details of his literary methods. But genius
such as his defies analysis, and the privacy of a celebrity
ought not to be rudely invaded.
It is not out of place, however, to indicate a few traits which
illustrate his extraordinary faculty of literary decomposition,
so to speak. His favorite food is a tariff discussion. When
a big speech, full of wind and statistics, comes within his
reach, he pounces upon it immediately and digests the figures
at his leisure. During the discussion of the Morrison Bill he
used to feed steadily on tariff speeches for eight hours a day,
and yet his appetite remained unimpaired.
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