The Strand Magazine, Vol. 01, No. 04 (April 1891)Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 01, No. 04 (April 1891)
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
A large increase in the general chatter and growl around us announces
the approach of an attendant with food. The emus and cassowaries
stretch their long necks as far between the bars as possible, and the
pelicans and cranes yell agonisingly. A large black panther throws
himself against the bars of his cage, and gives voice unrestrainedly.
In contrast to these, the domestic cat of the establishment follows
the man's heels, with much tender purring and a sharp eye to any stray
fallen morsel. There are other cats here in cages--cats too valuable to
be allowed to run loose--magnificent Angoras and Carthusians, who rub
their heads against the wires, and, as we approach, extend their paws
in an appeal to be noticed and petted.
We are promised an interesting feeding sight downstairs, and we
descend to the ground floor. Among the more risky speculations of the
commercial naturalist are the alligator and the crocodile. They will
sulk and go into a decline on the least provocation or without any
provocation at all, and, being expensive to begin with, often prove
awkward losses. They almost invariably sulk at first, we are told, and,
refusing to take food, would be likely to get into a bad way unless
cured; and the curing of a crocodile's sulks is a surprising thing to
see. We find, on reaching the ground floor, poor crocodilus laid by the
heels and perfectly helpless, lashed immovably to iron rings and posts.
His head is ignominiously sat upon by a sturdy man in shirt-sleeves,
who presently pokes the end of a crowbar among the big teeth, and
forcibly prizes the mouth open into that position of comprehensive
smile so familiar to the readers of children's natural history books.
Then another man kneels before the unfortunate reptile and feeds him.
That is to say, he takes a lump of meat weighing five or ten pounds or
so, and dexterously pitches it into the œsophagus, afterwards firmly
and decisively ramming it home with a long pole. This is the dinner
of all naughty, sulky crocodiles, and, after having it served in this
fashion regularly four or five times, the victim gives up sulking as
a bad job. He will have to swallow it, one way or another, he argues
within himself, and in that case he may as well take it without being
tied up, and sat upon, and insulted generally; besides which, he may as
well enjoy the flavour as swallow all those eatables without tasting
them. Whereupon he reforms and becomes a respectable crocodile, taking
regular meals, and is in time promoted to the Zoological Gardens, or a
respectable menagerie.
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