The Strand Magazine, Vol. 01, No. 05, May 1891: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 01, No. 05, May 1891: An Illustrated Monthly
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Immediately such curiosities reach St. Martin's-le-Grand, they are
passed on to a number of young men talented in the use of pencil and
brush, who make rapid copies of them, the fac-similes being pasted in
one of the three great "Scrap Books" used entirely for this purpose.
We are assured by the authorities that there is no delay occasioned by
this, and in every instance the letters temporarily under the care of
the Post Office artists catch the post for which they are intended.
Some slight delay may possibly be occasioned by the "puzzles"; but,
when our readers have glanced over one or two specimens, they will
unhesitatingly say that it is a big plume in the cap of the Post Office
that they ever reached their destination at all.
All sorts and conditions of men are represented in the leaves of these
scrap books. Her Majesty's Private Secretary finds himself addressed
as--
"Sur Genarell
Pansebe our Queens
Privet Pus Keeper
Bucom Palacs."
A seafaring man evidently expected at the Sailors' Home is addressed,
"Walstrets, Selorshom Tebiekald for"; which, being interpreted, means,
"Sailors' Home, Wells-street: To be called for." The School of Gunnery
at Shoeburyness is set out on an envelope as "Scool of Goonery, Rile
Hort Tilbrery, Shoevebry." "Bryracky" stands for Billericay, a small
market town in Essex; Jarrow-on-Tyne is spelt "Jeripintine"; the Hanley
Potteries are "Harley Potlerings"; whilst "Pambore near Beas and Stoke,
Ence," is intended for Pamber, near Basingstoke, Hants. Fortunately for
somebody at the Opera Comique Theatre, the "Hoppera cummick theatrer"
found him; an envelope addressed, "For the War Office London to the
Master of it," also got into the right channel. But we are rather in
doubt as to whether a communication from the United States addressed
to "John Smith, Esq., or any intelligent Smith, London, England," or
possibly a proposal from some unknown admirer for "Miss Annie W--,
London, address not known," ever reached their rightful owners.
[Illustration: FIG. 1.]
Her Majesty has been the recipient of some remarkably addressed
envelopes. There is one which says that the writer of the communication
is too poor to pay for a stamp (Fig. 1), whilst a loyal and poetically
inclined subject enthusiastically bursts into verse, which constitutes
the address:--
"To Her Most Gracious Majesty the Queen:
Long may she live to wield a sway
The mightiest earth has seen;
Long may her loyal people pray,
God bless our Empress Queen."
Whatever it lacks in poetic merit is atoned for by the poet's loyalty.
[Illustration: FIG. 2.]
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