The Strand Magazine, Vol. 05, Issue 29, May 1893: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 05, Issue 29, May 1893: An Illustrated Monthly
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
"Prisoner, your case is one of the worst which it has ever been our
painful task to pass sentence upon. Your reckless disregard of what you
recognised as your duty and of the consequences of your misdemeanours on
the bench render mercy in your case entirely out of place. It is our
duty to give you the benefit of the full seven thousand years to which
you have been sentenced; we will, however, release you on your own
recognisances and allow you to return to earthly existence and again
fill your former judicial sphere, with a view to observing how you go on
for the future. You will be bound over to come up for judgment if called
upon."
Instantly our judge found himself in the flesh once more, and robing for
his accustomed seat on the bench. His reappearance caused great
surprise, as his evil reputation was now public property and the
authorities had removed his cenotaph from Westminster Abbey and sold it
to a rag-shop.
However, as it is impossible to remove a judge from the bench even if he
murders the Queen, the Royal Family, and the Bench of Bishops, steals
the watches of the whole Houses of Lords and Commons, and even defrauds
the Inland Revenue, Lord Justice Pimblekin was allowed to remain on the
bench; and, as he was a socially influential person, bygones were
allowed to be bygones.
[Illustration]
But he was a reformed judge. He did his duty, and gave irredeemable
criminals what they deserved; fraudulent company directors got the cat,
and diseased meat purveyors a lifer, until there was hardly any crime
left. Lord Justice Pimblekin's twin brother and wife recovered, and
forgave him, and his lordship has not been called up for judgment yet.
J. F. SULLIVAN
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[Illustration: CHILDREN OF A 1000 YEARS.]
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[Illustration: WHO ARE THESE?
In order to find out, hold the page level with the eyes, so as to
foreshorten the drawings.]
End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Strand Magazine, Volume V, Issue
29, May 1893, by Various
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