The Strand Magazine, Vol. 07, Issue 40, April, 1894: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 07, Issue 40, April, 1894: An Illustrated Monthly
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Then the evening came round for the weekly meeting of the "Unbelievers'
Club," and Mr. Coffin sat in state in the club-room chair at the
"Chain-Harve"; but at half-past seven (the regulation time for dropping
in) not a member appeared, nor until a quarter past eight; and then Mr.
Coffin set off for the other end of the parish, and found them all at
the "Threshing Machine."
"Ha! Good evening, gentlemen!" said he, taking a big chair by the fire.
"So you've decided to hold our club meeting here for a change?"
"'Ear! 'ear!" cried all those who were not of the fated twelve. Then
came a ten minutes' silence. Then Armstrong said, doggedly:--
"As to clubs, there's clubs as is all right; and there's clubs as is,
what you might say, otherwise--an' that's all about it!"
"Ar! That's jest where it is!" said old Billet.
"An' take it or leave it!" added Joe Maydew.
"Ar!" said the rest.
Peter sat in a dark corner, behind a string of onions, muttering to
himself.
"Is it your pleasure, fellow Unbelievers, that we go into committee on
the future programme of the club?" asked Mr. Coffin.
"'Ear! 'ear!" cried the curious non-members, eagerly.
But Armstrong rose and stuck his fists again into the bottoms of his
pockets, and glared at the proposer.
"W'y, if it comes to that, no, it ain't!" he said, fiercely. "And
take it out o' that!" And with that he stamped out of the "Threshing
Machine," followed by Joe Maydew.
The non-members were terribly disappointed; Mr. Coffin's influence was
powerless to set the proceedings going; the affair was a disastrous
frost; and presently the party broke up. At the hour for closing Peter
still sat in the dark corner behind the string of onions, rocking his
chair on its two hind legs and glowering at his boots; and he had to be
nudged three times before he started up and mechanically trudged out,
with his eyes fixed on the floor.
Next day, at the time for going to work, Peter sat in his living-room
with his chin upon his chest, and refused to budge. He had not
attempted to repair the thatch of his roof; and the rain had soaked his
bed, and spoilt his one or two books, and the coloured prints on his
wall and other things; but he merely gazed hopelessly round like one
under an irremovable curse, and gave it up. He had left the cover off
his little flour-tub, and the rain had soaked the flour, and a hen was
scratching in it; but there he sat and glowered.
Then he lost his employment at Farmer Worripp's, for the farmer could
not wait his pleasure, and had to engage another hand instead; and so
Peter had to go to the "house" for out-door relief. So he dragged on,
wandering round his garden patch, with his head low, and glowering, and
brooding, and waiting for the further developments of the ill-luck he
had brought on himself by the proceedings at the "Club."
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