The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, No. 97, January to June 1899: An Illustrated MonthlyVarious
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 17, No. 97, January to June 1899: An Illustrated Monthly
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Oh, ROBERT PEEL! Oh, ROBERT PEEL!
How could you serve me so!
I've met with Whig rebuffs before,
But not a Tory blow.
Then rising up in Parliament,
He made a fierce to do
With PEEL, who merely winked his eye,
BEN wink'd like winking too.
And then he tried the game again,
But couldn't, though he tried;
His party turn'd away from him,
Nor with him would divide.
Young England died when in its birth;
In forty-five it fell;
The papers told the public, but
None for it toll'd the bell.
16.--AN EARLY PICTURE OF LORD BEACONSFIELD, AS BENJAMIN DISRAELI, 1845.]
The Railway Map of England, No. 15, is one of Mr. Punch's prophecies
that has become fact. It is in the issue of October 11, 1845, and
refers to the precipitate influx of new lines just then taking place.
To us, nowadays, there is nothing remarkable in this Railway Map, which
might be mistaken for a genuine railway map of England and Wales; but
in 1845, when this map was made by Mr. Punch, he no doubt intended it
as a piece of satire.
[Illustration: PORTRAIT OF THE RAILWAY PANIC.
17.--AT THE END OF 1845.]
[Illustration: ANGLERS HEAR STRANGE THINGS.
_Piscator._ "Are there any Barbel about here, Gov'nor?"
_Host._ "Any Barbel about here!!--I should rayther think there was a
few. Here's the picur o' wun my little boy ketched just hopposit."
18.--ONE OF MR. PUNCH'S FISHING TALES. 1845.]
[Illustration: _Boy._ "MR. PESTLE'S OUT OF TOWN, MEM. CAN I GIVE YOU
ANY ADWICE?"
19.--THE DOCTOR'S ASSISTANT. 1846.]
[Illustration: THE LAST NEW RAILWAY SCHEME.
Our modern projectors having exhausted the old world of railways above
ground, have invented a new world of a subterranean kind, in which they
propose to construct lines "under the present wide, leading streets of
London" This is a magnificent notion for relieving the over-crowded
thoroughfares, and at the same time relieving any particularly
over-crowded pocket from its oppressive burden. The prospectus states
that the thing "can be accomplished without any serious engineering
difficulties." The difficulties, instead of being serious, will, we
suppose, be merely laughable. If any great dilemma should arise, it
will of course be overcome by a little jocularity.
We understand that a survey has already been made, and that many of
the inhabitants along the line have expressed their readiness to place
their coal-cellars at the disposal of the company. It is believed that
much expense may be saved by taking advantage of areas, kitchens, and
coal-holes already made, through which the trains may run without much
inconvenience to the owners, by making a judicious arrangement of the
time-table. It will certainly be awkward if a family should be waiting
for a scuttle of coals, and should not be able to get it until after
the train had gone by; but a little domestic foresight, seconded by
railway punctuality, will obviate all annoyances of this kind.
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