The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
There was a sound of muffled, shuffled feet on the stairs. Like the
heroine of the classic poem, Jane "thought it was the boys," and, as
she now felt quite wide awake and not nearly so tired as before, she
crept gently from Anthea's side and followed the footsteps. They went
down into the basement. The cats, which seemed to have fallen into the
sleep of exhaustion, awoke at the sound of the approaching footsteps
and mewed piteously. Jane was at the foot of the stairs before she saw
that it was not her brothers whose coming had roused her and the cats,
but a burglar. She knew he was a burglar at once, because he wore a fur
cap and a red and black charity-check comforter, and he had no business
where he was.
If you had been stood in Jane's shoes you would no doubt have run away
in them, appealing to the police and neighbours with horrid screams.
But Jane knew better. She had read a great many nice stories about
burglars, as well as some affecting pieces of poetry, and she knew that
no burglar will ever hurt a little girl if he meets one when burgling.
Indeed, in all the cases Jane had read of his burglarishness was almost
at once forgotten in the interest he felt in the little girl's artless
prattle. So if Jane hesitated for a moment before addressing the
burglar it was only because she could not at once think of any remark
sufficiently prattling and artless to make a beginning. In the stories
and the affecting poetry the child could never speak plainly, though it
always looked old enough to in the pictures. And Jane could not make
up her mind to lisp and "talk baby," even to a burglar. And while she
hesitated he softly opened the nursery door and went in.
Jane followed--just in time to see him sit down flat on the floor,
scattering cats as a stone thrown into a pool splashes water.
She closed the door softly and stood there, still wondering whether she
_could_ bring herself to say: "What's 'oo doing here, Mithter Wobber?"
and whether any other kind of talk would do.
Then she heard the burglar draw a long breath, and he spoke:--
"It's a judgment," he said. "Oh, 'ere's a thing to 'appen to a chap!
Cats an' cats an' cats. Let alone the cow. If she ain't the moral of
the old man's Daisy! She's a dream out of when I was a lad; I don't
mind 'er so much. 'Ere, Daisy, Daisy!"
The cow turned and looked at him.
"_She's_ all right," he went on; "sort of company, too. But them
cats--oh, take 'em away, take 'em away! Oh, take 'em away!"
"Burglar," said Jane, close behind him, and he started convulsively
and turned on her a blank face whose pale lips trembled--"I can't take
those cats away."
"Lor'!" exclaimed the man; "if 'ere ain't another on 'em. Are you real,
miss, or something I'll wake up from presently?"
"I am quite real," said Jane, relieved to find that a lisp was not
needed to make the burglar understand her. "And so," she added, "are
the cats."
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