The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.
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"Well," said the burglar, and he was certainly moved by her remarks, "I
see you're in a hole; I've got a pal--I'll fetch him along, and if he
thinks they'd fetch anything above their skins, I don't mind doin' you
a kindness."
Then he went, and Cyril and Robert sent the girls to bed and sat up
to wait for his return. It soon seemed absurd to await him in a state
of wakefulness, but his stealthy tap on the window awoke them readily
enough when he returned. And he did return, with the pal and the barrow
and the sacks. The pal approved of the cats, now dormant in Persian
repletion, and they were bundled into the sacks and taken away on the
barrow, mewing indeed, but with mews too sleepy to attract public
attention.
[Illustration: "THEY WERE BUNDLED INTO THE SACKS."]
"I'm a fence, that's what I am," said the burglar, gloomily; "I never
thought I'd come down to this and all acause er my kind 'art."
Cyril knew that a fence is a receiver of stolen goods, and he replied,
briskly:--
"I give you my word the cats aren't stolen. What do you make the time?"
"I ain't got the time on me," said the pal; "but it was just about
chucking-out time as I come by the Bull and Gate. I shouldn't wonder if
it was nigh upon one now."
When the cats had been removed and the boys and the burglar had parted
with warm expressions of friendship there remained only the cow.
"She must stay all night," said Robert. "Cook'll have a fit when she
sees her."
"All night?" said Cyril. "Why, it's to-morrow morning if it's one. We
can have another wish!"
So the carpet was urged, in a hastily-written note, to remove the cow
to wherever she belonged and to return to its proper place on the
nursery floor. And the cow could not be got to move on to the carpet.
So Robert got the clothes-line out of the back kitchen and tied one end
very firmly to the cow's horns and the other end to a bunched-up corner
of the carpet, and said, "Fire away!"
And carpet and cow vanished together, and the boys went to bed tired
out, and only too thankful that the evening at last was over.
Next morning the carpet lay calmly in its place, but one corner was
very badly torn. It was the corner that the cow had been tied on to.
_What Is a Good Advertisement?_
What is a good advertisement? The question was recently asked of the
readers of _Tit-Bits_, who were desired to select the best twelve
advertisements which appeared in this magazine during six months--the
competitor selecting the greatest number of advertisements which
corresponded to the choice of the majority being rewarded with a
substantial prize. The grounds on which the competitors based their
opinions were probably, consciously or unconsciously, very much alike
in most instances. It is interesting to consider what these grounds
were. We reproduce on this and following pages reduced facsimiles of
the twelve winning advertisements, which will serve to illustrate the
several points which go to make up a good advertisement.
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