The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, February 1904, No. 159.
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
"My name's Vickers," said the young lady. "Selina Vickers. I heard all
what you've been saying to my Joseph, but, thank goodness, I can take
my own part. I don't want nobody to fight my battles for me. If you've
got anything to say about my voice you can say it to my face."
[Illustration: "SELINA VICKERS."]
Captain Bowers sat back and regarded her with impressive dignity. Miss
Vickers met his gaze calmly and, with a pair of unwinking green eyes,
stared him down.
"What were you doing in my pantry?" demanded the captain, at last.
"I was in your _kitchen_" replied Miss Vickers, with scornful emphasis
on the last word, "to see my young man."
"Well, I can't have you there," said the captain, with a mildness that
surprised himself. "One of my rules----"
Miss Vickers interposed. "I've read 'em all over and over again," she
said, impatiently.
"If it occurs again," said the other, "I shall have to speak to Joseph
very seriously about it."
"Talk to me," said Miss Vickers, sharply; "that's what I come in for. I
can talk to you better than what Joseph can, I know. What harm do you
think I was doing your old kitchen? Don't you try and interfere between
me and my Joseph, because I won't have it. You're not married yourself,
and you don't want other people to be. How do you suppose the world
would get on if everybody was like you?"
Captain Bowers regarded her in open-eyed perplexity. The door leading
to the garden had just closed behind the valiant Joseph, and he stared
with growing uneasiness at the slight figure of Miss Vickers as it
stood poised for further oratorical efforts. Before he could speak she
gave her lips a rapid lick and started again.
"You're one of those people that don't like to see others happy, that's
what you are," she said, rapidly. "I wasn't hurting your kitchen, and
as to talking and laughing there--what do you think my tongue was
given to me for? Show? P'r'aps if you'd been doing a day's hard work
you'd----"
"Look here, my girl----" began the captain, desperately.
"Don't you my girl me, please," interrupted Miss Vickers. "I'm not
your girl, thank goodness. If I was you'd be a bit different, I can
tell you. If you had any girls you'd know better than to try and come
between them and their young men. Besides, they wouldn't let you. When
a girl's got a young man----"
The captain rose and went through the form of ringing the bell. Miss
Vickers watched him calmly.
"I thought I'd just have it out with you for once and for all," she
continued. "I told Joseph that I'd no doubt your bark was worse than
your bite. And what he can see to be afraid of in you I can't think.
Nervous disposition, I s'pose. Good evening."
She gave her head a little toss and, returning to the pantry, closed
the door after her. Captain Bowers, still somewhat dazed, returned to
his chair and, gazing at the "Rules," which still lay on the table,
grinned feebly in his beard.
CHAPTER IV.
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