The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, Issue 160, April, 1904Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, Issue 160, April, 1904
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English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
"There's the wharf just along there," he said, pointing up the road. "I'll
wait for you at the Jack Ashore here. Don't offer him too much to begin
with."
"I thought of offering a hundred pounds," said Mr. Tredgold. "If the ship's
sound we can't be very much out over that sum."
Captain Brisket stared at him. "No; don't do that," he said, recovering,
and speaking with great gravity. "Offer him seventy. Good luck."
He watched them up the road and then, with a mysterious grin, turned into
the Jack Ashore, and taking a seat in the bar waited patiently for their
return.
Half an hour passed. The captain had smoked one pipe and was half through
another. He glanced at the clock over the bar and fidgeted as an unpleasant
idea that the bargain, despite Mr. Tredgold's ideas as to the value of
schooners, might have been completed without his assistance occurred to
him. He took a sip from his glass, and then his face softened as the faint
sounds of a distant uproar broke upon his ear.
"What's that?" said a customer.
[Illustration: "HIS THREE PATRONS, WITH A HOPELESS ATTEMPT TO APPEAR
UNCONCERNED, WERE COMING DOWN THE ROAD."]
The landlord, who was glancing at the paper, put it down and listened.
"Sounds like old Todd at it again," he said, coming round to the front of
the bar.
The noise came closer. "It _is_ old Todd," said another customer, and
hastily finishing his beer moved with the others to the door. Captain
Brisket, with a fine air of indifference, lounged after them, and peering
over their shoulders obtained a good view of the approaching disturbance.
His three patrons, with a hopeless attempt to appear unconcerned, were
coming down the road, while close behind a respectable-looking old
gentleman with a long, white beard and a voice like a fog-horn almost
danced with excitement. They quickened their pace as they neared the inn,
and Mr. Chalk, throwing appearances to the winds, almost dived through the
group at the door. He was at once followed by Mr. Tredgold, but Mr.
Stobell, black with wrath, paused in the doorway.
"FETCH 'EM OUT," vociferated the old gentleman as the landlord barred the
doorway with his arms. "Fetch that red-whiskered one out and I'll eat him."
"What's the matter, Mr. Todd?" inquired the landlord, with a glance at his
friends. "What's he done?"
"_Done?_" repeated the excitable Mr. Todd. "Done? They come walking on to
my wharf as if the place----FETCH HIM OUT," he bawled, breaking off
suddenly. "Fetch him out and I'll skin him alive."
Captain Brisket took Mr. Stobell by the cuff and after a slight altercation
drew him inside.
"Tell that red-whiskered man to come outside," bawled Mr. Todd. "What's he
afraid of?"
"What have you been doing to him?" inquired Captain Brisket, turning to the
pallid Mr. Chalk.
"Nothing," was the reply.
"Is he coming out?" demanded the terrible voice, "or have I got to wait
here all night? Why don't he come outside, and I'll break every bone in his
body."
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