The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, Issue 160, April, 1904Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, Issue 160, April, 1904
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
"I _knew_ it was a gang," said Amelia. "Septimus, these abandoned children
are members of a desperate burgling gang who are robbing the house. They
have already forced the missionary-box and purloined its contents."
[Illustration: "'DON'T YOU REMEMBER US?' ASKED ROBERT. 'YOU MARRIED OUR
BURGLAR FOR US.'"]
The Reverend Septimus passed his hand wearily over his brow.
"I feel a little faint," he said, "running upstairs so quickly."
"We never touched the beastly box," said Robert.
"Then your confederates did," said Miss Selina.
"No, no," said the curate, hastily. "_I_ opened the box myself. This
morning I found I had not enough small change for the Mothers' Independent
Unity Measles and Croup Insurance payments. I suppose this is _not_ a
dream, is it?"
"Dream? No, indeed. Search the house. I insist upon it."
The curate, still pale and trembling, searched the house, which, of course,
was blamelessly free of burglars.
When he came back he sank wearily into his chair.
"Aren't you going to let us go?" asked Robert, with furious indignation,
for there is something in being held by a strong lady that sets the blood
of a boy boiling in his veins with anger and despair. "We've never done
anything to you. It's all the carpet. It dropped us on the leads. _We_
couldn't help it. You know how it carried you over to the island, and you
had to marry the burglar to the cook."
"Oh, my head!" said the curate.
"Never mind your head just now," said Robert; "try to be honest and
honourable, and do your duty in that state of life!"
"This is a judgment on me for something, I suppose," said the Reverend
Septimus, wearily, "but I really cannot at the moment remember what."
"Send for the police," said Miss Selina.
"Send for a doctor," said the curate.
"Do you think they _are_ mad then?" said Miss Amelia.
"I think I am," said the curate.
Jane had been crying ever since her capture. Now she said:--
"You aren't now, but perhaps you will be, if----And it would serve you
jolly well right, too."
"Aunt Selina," said the curate, "and Aunt Amelia, believe me, this is only
an insane dream. You will realize it soon. It has happened to me before.
But do not let us be unjust, even in a dream. Do not hold the children;
they have done no harm. As I said before, it was I who opened the box."
The strong, bony hands unwillingly loosed their grasp. Robert shook himself
and stood in sulky resentment. But Jane ran to the curate and embraced him
so suddenly that he had not time to defend himself.
"You're a dear," she said. "It is like a dream just at first, but you get
used to it. Now _do_ let us go. There's a good, kind, honourable
clergyman."
[Illustration: "JANE RAN TO THE CURATE AND EMBRACED HIM."]
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