The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, No. 161, May 1904Various
General
The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, No. 161, May 1904
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
First, however, some description of the game and its invention may be of
interest. The naval war game reached its fruition some five years ago,
but Mr. Fred. T. Jane, its inventor, always asserts that he began to
think it out when he was a small boy at school.
"When I was a small boy," said Mr. Jane, "I had the boat sailing craze.
A school-fellow had a better boat than I; I mounted a gun in mine and
committed an act of piracy on a duck-pond. My chum was a sportsman, and,
after punching my head, proceeded to arm his ship also. We took to
armour-plates made from biscuit-tins, and to squadrons instead of single
ships. In the battle that ensued our fleets annihilated each other, and
depleted finances forbade their renewal. Then it was that the economy
born of necessity caused me to think that make-believe battles would be
cheaper. Thus was the naval war game evolved in embryo. At first we
fought with imaginary leviathans, but after a time such impossible
vessels were claimed that we decided to simulate nothing but existing
ships.
"A year or so later I read in some newspaper that a fortune awaited the
man who could invent something that could be applied to ships as the
land _Kriegspiel_ to armies. I thought I could do with that fortune, so
packed the game in an empty Australian beef-tin and sent it to the
Admiralty, together with a letter in which the following magnificent
sentence occurred: 'I shall not be above accepting financial
remuneration, and for convenience this can be paid in instalments.'
"In due course 'My Lords' returned the game with thanks. They had
'inspected it with much interest,' they said.
"Somehow I doubt it. After the lapse of many years I still remember
vividly the smell of that old meat-tin in which the game was sent to
them.
"My next step was one which is, I believe, chronic with disappointed
inventors. I wrote letters to the newspapers attacking Admiralty policy
in general, with a view to making the callous authorities tremble! I
never witnessed the trembling, but as out of this campaign I grew into
what is called a 'naval expert,' I suppose I owe the Admiralty a debt of
gratitude! However, that is another story.
"Meanwhile, war game languished, till some seven years ago it was found
by accident in a lumber-room. Even then it was resuscitated only as a
toy. I used to take it to the _Majestic_, and it was played there very
much _à la_ ping-pong, till one day the captain, Prince Louis of
Battenberg, asked about it, and wished to see the rules.
"Feeling somewhat of a fraud," says Mr. Jane, "I hastily recast the
thing into its original serious mould, plus a variety of improvements
that occurred to me, or were suggested by various naval friends.
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