The Stranger's Handbook to Chester and Its Environs: Containing a short sketch of its history and antiquities, a descriptive walk round the walls, and a visit to the cathedral, castle, and Eaton Hall.Hughes, Thomas
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The Stranger's Handbook to Chester and Its Environs: Containing a short sketch of its history and antiquities, a descriptive walk round the walls, and a visit to the cathedral, castle, and Eaton Hall.
Hughes, Thomas
Chester (England) -- Guidebooks
and similar Offices terribly to the blush, and are in the highest degree
creditable to the zeal and ability of the present Registrar, Henry
Raikes, Esq. {96} Half a century or so ago, the then deputy registrar
was one Mr. Speed, a Joseph Andrews in his way, though scarcely perhaps
so free from guile as that immaculate hero. Now it so happened that a
frail daughter of Eve had found her way into Master Speed’s domain,
probably to administer to some _will_ in his possession, or for divers
other “urgent private affairs.” While thus engaged, a party from without
required Mr. Deputy’s assistance; so locking the lady in the inner
office, he turned to attend to his unseasonable visitor. Mademoiselle,
finding herself immured, in so “wilful” a manner, in this dusky prison,
and having the remembrance of MARSH and his martyrdom in her mind, became
seriously alarmed. Having however, like most women, a “_will_ of her
own,” she threw open the window which looks into Abbey Square, and
springing out of it like a zephyr, quietly allowed herself to descend,
buoyed up by her flowing garments, to the ground below! Some waggish
artist has perpetuated the event in a characteristic sketch, displaying
the “flight of the descending angel;” to which another sarcastic genius,
the late Mascie Taylor, Esq., added this couplet:—
Since women are so fond of men,
With _Speed_ she will fly up again!
Let us now pass on.
Leaving behind us the ABBEY GATE and its bygone associations, we are once
more in NORTHGATE STREET, and may stay to cast “one withering glance” at
those melancholy-looking buildings on either side, the FOWL, BUTTER, and
BUTCHERS’ MARKETS of the city. Hideous as specimens of architectural
taste, destitute of convenience or comfort in use, furthermore heavy and
cheerless to look upon, these Markets have, of themselves, nothing to
rivet the attention of the sightseer. But the ground they stand on was
in old time an open area; and here, from the time of the great Hugh Lupus
to the glorious advent of the Reformation, did the monks of St. Werburgh
hold their annual FAIR at the great feast of that saint. It was during
one of these fairs that Earl Randle was besieged in Rhuddlan Castle by
the Welsh, when attempting the subjugation of those Cambrian
mountaineers. The Earl, perceiving the nice pickle he was in, despatched
a messenger to De Lacy, his constable at Chester, a “ryght valiaunt
manne,” who, rushing into the Fair, presently collected to his standard a
“noble army of fiddlers” and drunken musicians—the “tag, rag, and
bobtail” there assembled—and with these he forthwith set out to the
relief of his beleagured lord. The Welsh, who had previously felt sure
of their prey, seeing the immense host approach, and hearing withal the
terrible discords of “harp, flute, sackbut, psaltery, and other kinds of
music,” reasonably enough concluded that Bedlam was let loose; and with
that doubtful sort of valour sometimes nicknamed discretion,
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