The Streets of Ascalon: Episodes in the Unfinished Career of Richard Quarren, Esqre.Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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The Streets of Ascalon: Episodes in the Unfinished Career of Richard Quarren, Esqre.
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
Fiction
It had been of slow growth at first--imperceptibly their relations had
grown from a footing of distant civility to a companionship almost
cordial--but not quite; for she was still shy with him at times, and he
with her; and she had her moods of unresponsive reserve, and he was
moody, too, at intervals.
"You don't like me to make fun of you, do you?" she asked.
"Don't I laugh as though I like it?"
She knitted her pretty brows: "I don't quite know. You see you're a
British peer--which is really a very wonderful thing----"
"Oh, come," he said: "it really _is_ rather a wonderful thing, but you
don't believe it."
"Yes, I do. I stand in awe of you. When you come into the room I seem to
hear trumpets sounding in the far distance----"
"My boots squeak----"
"Nonsense! I _do_ hear a sort of a fairy fanfare playing 'Hail to the
Belted Earl!'"
"I wear braces----"
"How common of you to distort my meaning! I don't care, you may do as
you like--dance break-downs and hammer the piano, but to me you will
ever remain a British peer--poor but noble----"
"Wait until we hear from that Van Dyck! You can't call me poor then!"
She laughed, then, looking at him earnestly, involuntarily clasped her
hands.
"Isn't it perfectly wonderful," she breathed with a happy, satisfied
sigh.
"Are you really very happy about it, Miss Vining?"
"I? Why shouldn't I be!" she said indignantly. "I'm so proud that our
gallery has such a picture. I'm so proud of Mr. Quarren for discovering
it--and--" she laughed--"I'm proud of you for possessing it. You see I
am very impartial; I'm proud of the gallery, of everybody connected with
it including myself. Shouldn't I be?"
"We are three very perfect people," he said gravely.
"Do you know that we really are? Mr. Quarren is wonderful, and you
are--agreeable, and as for me, why when I rise in the morning and look
into the glass I say to myself, 'Who is that rather clever-looking girl
who smiles at me every morning in such friendly fashion?' And, would you
believe it!--she turns out to be Jessie Vining every time!"
She was in a gay mood; she rattled away at her machine, glancing over it
mischievously at him from time to time. He, having nothing to do except
to look at her, did so as often as he dared.
And so they kept the light conversational shuttle-cock flying through
the sunny afternoon until it drew near to tea-time. Jessie said very
seriously:
"No Englishman can exist without tea. Tea is as essential to him as it
is to British fiction. A microscopic examination of any novel made by a
British subject will show traces of tea-leaves and curates although, as
the text-books on chemistry have it, otherwise the substance of the work
may be colourless, tasteless, odourless, and gaseous to the verge of the
fourth dimension----"
"If you don't cease making game of things British and sacred," he
threatened, "I'll try to stop you in a way that will astonish you."
"What will you try to do?" she asked, much interested.
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