The Streets of Ascalon: Episodes in the Unfinished Career of Richard Quarren, Esqre.Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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The Streets of Ascalon: Episodes in the Unfinished Career of Richard Quarren, Esqre.
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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"It is perfectly true, Mrs. Sprowl. My admittance included a livery and
the perennial prerogative of amusing people. But I had no money, no
family affiliations with the very amiable people who found me useful.
Only, in common with them, I had the inherent taste for idleness and the
genius for making it endurable to you all. So you welcomed me very
warmly; and you have been very kind to me.... But, somewhere or
other--in some forgotten corner of me--an odd and old-fashioned idea
awoke the other day.... I think perhaps it awoke when you reminded me
that to serve you was one thing and to marry among you something very
different."
"Ricky! Do you want to drive me to the yelling verge of distraction? I
didn't say or intimate or dream any such thing! You know perfectly well
you're not only with us but _of_ us. Nobody ever imagined otherwise. But
you can't marry any girl you pick out. Sometimes she won't; sometimes
her family won't. It's the same everywhere. You have no money. Of course
I intend that you shall eventually marry money--What the devil are you
laughing at?"
"I beg your pardon----"
"I said that you would marry well. Was that funny? I also said,
once--and I repeat it now, that I have my own plans for one or two
girls--Strelsa Leeds included. I merely asked you to respect my wishes
in that single matter; and bang! you go off and blow up and maroon
yourself and sulk until nobody knows what's the matter with you. Don't
be a fool. Everybody likes you; every girl _can't_ love you--but I'll
bet many of 'em do.... Pick one out and come to me--if that's your
trouble. Go ahead and pick out what you fancy; and ten to one it will be
all right, and between you and me we'll land the little lady!"
"You're tremendously kind----"
"I know I am. I'm always doing kindnesses--and nobody likes me, and
they'd bite my head off, every one of 'em--if they weren't afraid it
would disagree with them," she added grimly.
Quarren rose and came over to the bedside.
"Good-bye, Mrs. Sprowl," he said. "And--I like you--somehow--I really
do."
"The devil you do," said the old lady.
"It's a curious fact," he insisted, smiling.
"Get out with you, Ricky! And I want you to come----"
"No--please."
"What?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I want to see some real people again. I've forgotten what they
resemble."
"That's a damned insolent remark!" she gasped.
"Not meant to be. _You_ are real enough, Heaven knows. But," and his
smile faded--"I've taken a month off to think it out. And, do you know,
thinking being an unaccustomed luxury, I've enjoyed it. Imagine my
delight and surprise, Mrs. Sprowl, when I discovered that my leisurely
reflections resulted in the discovery that I had a mind--a real
one--capable of reason and conclusions. And so when I actually came to a
conclusion my joy knew no bounds----"
"Ricky! Stop those mental athletics! Do you hear? I've a toothache and a
backache and I can't stand 'em!"
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