"Dankmere ought to have filled his show full of flossy flappers," insisted Lacy. "Who wants to see an Earl dance and sing? Next time I'll manage the company for you, Dankmere----" "There'll be no next time," said Dankmere, scanning his cards. "I'm done for," he added, dramatically, letting his own ante go. "You've lost your nerve," said Quarren, smiling. "And everything else, my boy!" "What's the matter with the heiresses, anyway?" inquired O'Hara sympathetically. "The matter is that I don't want the sort that want me. Somebody's ruined the business in the States. I suppose I might possibly induce a Broadway show-girl----" The little Earl got up and began to wander around, hands in his pockets, repeating: "I'd make a pretty good actor, in spite of what O'Hara said. It's the only thing I like anyway. I can improvise songs, too. Listen to this impromptu, you fellows": And he bent over the piano, still standing, and beat out a jingling accompaniment: "I sigh for the maiden I never have seen, I'll make her my countess whatever she's been-- Typewriter, manicure, heiress or queen, Aged fifty or thirty or lovely eighteen, Redundant and squatty, or scraggy and lean, Generous spendthrift or miserly mean-- I sigh for the maiden I never have seen Provided she's padded with wads of Long Green!" Still singing the air he picked up a silk hat and walking-stick and began to dance, rather lightly and gracefully, his sunken, heavy-lidded eyes fixed nonchalantly on space--his nimble little feet making no sound on the floor as he swung, swayed, and capered under the electric light timing his agile steps to his own singing. Loud applause greeted him; much hand-clapping and cries of "Good old Dankmere! Three cheers for the British peerage!" Sir Charles looked slightly bored, sitting back in his chair and waiting for the game to recommence. Which it did with the return of the Earl who had now relieved both his intellect and his legs of an accumulated and Terpischorean incubus. "If I was a bigger ass than I am," said the Earl, "I'd go into vaudeville and let my creditors howl." "Did they really send you over here?" asked O'Hara, knowing that his lordship made no bones about it. "They certainly did. And a fine mess I've made of it, haven't I? No decent girl wants me--though why, I don't know, because I'm decent enough as men go. But your newspapers make fun of me and my title--and I might as well cut away to Dankmere Tarns and let 'em pick my carcass clean." "What's Dankmere Tarns?" asked O'Hara. "Mine, except the mortgages on it." "Entailed?" "Naturally." "Kept up?" "No, shut up." "What sort of a gallery is that of yours at Dankmere Tarns?" inquired Sir Charles, turning around. "How the devil do I know," replied his lordship fretfully. "I don't know anything about pictures." "Are there not some very valuable ones there?" "There are a lot of very dirty ones." "Don't you know their value?"