* * * * *
From Clara, next morning, I got the tale of Margaret Henan’s favourite
brother; and from here and there, in the week that followed, I pieced
together the tragedy of Margaret Henan. Samuel Dundee had been the
youngest of Margaret’s four brothers, and, as Clara told me, she had
well-nigh worshipped him. He was going to sea at the time, skipper of
one of the sailing ships of the Bank Line, when he married Agnes Hewitt.
She was described as a slender wisp of a girl, delicately featured and
with a nervous organization of the supersensitive order. Theirs had been
the first marriage in the “new” church, and after a two-weeks’ honeymoon
Samuel had kissed his bride good-bye and sailed in command of the
_Loughbank_, a big four-masted barque.
And it was because of the “new” church that the minister’s blunder
occurred. Nor was it the blunder of the minister alone, as one of the
elders later explained; for it was equally the blunder of the whole
Presbytery of Coughleen, which included fifteen churches on Island McGill
and the mainland. The old church, beyond repair, had been torn down and
the new one built on the original foundation. Looking upon the
foundation-stones as similar to a ship’s keel, it never entered the
minister’s nor the Presbytery’s head that the new church was legally any
other than the old church.
“An’ three couples was married the first week un the new church,” Clara
said. “First of all, Samuel Dundee an’ Agnes Hewitt; the next day Albert
Mahan an’ Minnie Duncan; an’ by the week-end Eddie Troy and Flo
Mackintosh—all sailor-men, an’ un sux weeks’ time the last of them back
tull their ships an’ awa’, an’ no one o’ them dreamin’ of the wuckedness
they’d been ot.”
The Imp of the Perverse must have chuckled at the situation. All things
favoured. The marriages had taken place in the first week of May, and it
was not till three months later that the minister, as required by law,
made his quarterly report to the civil authorities in Dublin. Promptly
came back the announcement that his church had no legal existence, not
being registered according to the law’s demands. This was overcome by
prompt registration; but the marriages were not to be so easily remedied.
The three sailor husbands were away, and their wives, in short, were not
their wives.
“But the munuster was no for alarmin’ the bodies,” said Clara. “He kept
hus council an’ bided hus time, waitun’ for the lods tull be back from
sea. Oz luck would have ut, he was away across the island tull a
christenun’ when Albert Mahan arrives home onexpected, hus shup just
docked ot Dublin. Ut’s nine o’clock ot night when the munuster, un hus
sluppers an’ dressun’-gown, gets the news. Up he jumps an’ calls for
horse an’ saddle, an’ awa’ he goes like the wund for Albert Mahan’s.
Albert uz just goun’ tull bed an’ hoz one shoe off when the munuster
arrives.
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