The appearance of the Red Fisherman in our last chapter has brought
before our mind's eye some other of the creatures of the students, to
whom we cannot better devote a brief chapter than in the present place.
These are the _Binsen-Bube_, the _Hofrath Dieh_, and the _Frau
Gottliebin_. And we would have the renowned Red Fisherman to
understand, that we mean not in bringing these personages into
connexion with his name to bring his dignity into question, nor for a
moment to place in comparison with him the two former of these
individuals, over whose heads he looks down from the clouds of fame.
The _Binsen-Bube_, or as he is also called, the _Blumen-Bube_, that is,
the Rush-boy, or the Flower-boy, will figure in another part of the
volume, and therefore must first stand forth the Herr Hofrath Diehl, or
in pure English, the Privy Counsellor Diehl, an individual on whom many
foreigners must have stumbled in Heidelberg.
This individual has served for some thirty years to amuse the rackety
young men by his original nonsense; and we lament to be obliged to say
that the students of a former time were not wholly guiltless of
originating the condition in which he now finds himself. He is a
melancholy example of a student scathed in his career; and who has,
from one unfortunate hour, sunk continually deeper and deeper into the
depths of misery and insignificance. What part he played as a student
we are not able precisely to state; but this must be certain, that he
never could have been enlightened by the sun of reason as men on the
average are, and now it is with him an everlasting eclipse. According
to the opinions of some, he must unluckily have been walking under a
great umbrella when reason was rained down from heaven. He thus early
became a plaything in the hands of men who were base enough to abuse
his simplicity. He received a forged letter, containing the
intelligence that he was appointed a privy counsellor of the Hesse
Darmstadt court, and the scoundrels who deceived him advised him to use
some peculiar kind of pomatum, which should give to his head a look of
official dignity. The upshot of this infamous business was that he lost
nearly all his hair by this application, and was brought back from
Darmstadt, whither he had gone to take possession of his office, to the
university a crazed man. From the consequences of this lamentable
history he has never recovered. His mind, weak before, has since
remained hopelessly confused. He has continued to occupy a small
chamber, where he employs himself busily in scheming and maturing plans
for the improvement of the world; for the maintenance of the European
balance of power; for the better pursuit of philosophy, and for
bringing it into a better connexion and alliance with other branches of
education; and in the discovery of an elixir of longevity. The results
of his profound meditations are laid down in vast masses of
manuscripts, which, alas! like the Journey from Stolpe to Danzig,[22]
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