A similar passage once befell our hero in the village Schlangenbach,
where he was for a long time the guest of the Amtmann. They both, he
and the Amtmann, who had himself been a lusty student, made a call on
the Frau Pfarrerin, the parson's lady. They talked of this and that; of
husbandry, and of poultry and geese. "Ay," said the parson's lady, "I
have a goose hanging above; you may match it if you can. But with what
care and labour have I fed it myself; and stuffed it myself with the
best Indian corn that was to be got. But, gentlemen, you shall judge
for yourselves. I invite you next Sunday to discuss this famous goose."
"And yet," said Plauen, "I will wager that the Amtmann has one that is
quite as good."
"Impossible!" exclaimed the Frau Pfarrerin.
"Amtmann," rejoined Plauen, "you won't admit that! I challenge you to
invite the Frau Pfarrerin and her husband to-morrow, Saturday, also to
eat a goose, and we will afterwards see which goose is the best."
"Done!" said the Amtmann.
"We'll see!" said the parson's lady.
The residence of the plucked goose was soon ascertained by the two. It
was up in the chamber in the roof, where it hung, and made many
ornamental swings and gyrations in the wind that blew through the
dormant windows. It was a ravishing sight, which the world only was
allowed to enjoy for this one day. It was brought away in the night,
and the next day at noon, most deliciously dressed, was served up
before the invited guests.
"Now, how does the goose please you, Herr Pfarrer?" asked Plauen.
"My husband understands nothing of the matter," interposed the Frau
Pfarrerin, "but I tell you the goose is good, but mine is much better.
You shall convince yourselves; that I promise you."
Alas! the Frau Pfarrerin was not able to keep her word; for on the
morrow she became aware, to her horror, that her plucked goose had
taken a greater flight than it had ever done while it was yet
unplucked. She was excessively annoyed; and to propitiate her, the
waggish companions sent her a handsome cotton dress. On the package was
inscribed--"A dressing for the goose." The good woman was completely
conciliated, and highly delighted; but her husband thought that the
words would bear more than one construction.
Freisleben:--
The Pfarrer's wits were sharp and sound,
So let us all drink to him round. (They drink.)
Hoffmann continued.--Another time, in a cold winter, he put, one night,
the figure of Hercules, which adorns the Brunnen in the market-place, a
shirt on, much to the bewonderment of the market people when they
arrived in the place the next morning. Another time, as it was the
fair, the students, at his suggestion, got all the strolling organists
together in the fair, who each kept on playing a different tune, which,
with the accompaniment of the barking of their assembled dogs, produced
the most astounding effect.
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