Albert was living quietly in a district inhabited by the genteel
poor—clerks, journalists, small shop-keepers, artists—and kept aloof
from his compatriots. But the news he was receiving from “home”—for he
never ceased thinking of Germany as his home—was disquieting. The news
came to him from various sources, but chiefly from pilgrims who were
coming to worship at his shrine. Every aspiring poet, every young writer
with an idea in his head, every agitator, came either to pay homage to
his genius or to see the poet in exile in order to give first-hand
information to their friends at home. Albert had the misfortune of
having had woven around him myths and legends that reflected upon his
morality. To the Germans he was a Don Juan. His flippant speech (often
only the flash of the moment), his witty epigrams (at times uttered for
the sheer love of wit), his blasphemy (rarely intended), gave credence
to all the shocking things his enemies told about him. Furthermore, his
imaginary love affairs narrated, and hinted at, in his poems were taken
too literally. His countrymen failed to realize that one actually given
to licentiousness rarely writes about it, never glorifies it in song and
rhapsodies; that one who yields to dissipation rarely indulges in sweet
day dreams about it. The Germans have always been too stolid, too
ponderous, too matter of fact to comprehend the subtlety of fine humor.
While an elephant can easily lift a log with his trunk he is quite
helpless with a feather.
V.
One day he was at work in his room, Marguerite and the parrot in the
other room, the door between them shut. Marguerite had found a way of
keeping the parrot quiet when Albert was at work. A family with small
children had recently moved in on the floor below and their noises were
irritating Albert beyond endurance, so Marguerite was taking pains to
keep the parrot quiet. She was feeding him bonbons and carrying on a
deaf-and-dumb conversation with the hook-nosed chatterer.
“You mustn’t make a sound,” she whispered in a soft lisp, as if talking
to a babe, and waved an admonishing finger. “Not the least bit of sound,
for we don’t want Albert to be angry, do we?”
The parrot buried his beak in the down under his left wing and muffled
his suppressed laughter.
“There goes the postman! That fool, he rings the doorbell as if the
house were on fire! Albert has told him a thousand times not to do it in
the morning as it disturbs his thoughts——”
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