The Sunny South: An Autumn in Spain and MajorcaClayton, John William
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The Sunny South: An Autumn in Spain and Majorca
Clayton, John William
Majorca (Spain) -- Description and travel; Spain -- Description and travel
At a dreary broken-down village called Amplora, at eleven at night,
in pitch darkness and drizzling rain, the Barcelona railway came to
an end. We were aroused from a feverish sort of sleep by the light of
a strong lantern turned full upon our faces. Having undoubled, and
stretched ourselves out from a sort of patent boot-jack position,
we were hastily packed up tightly, like figs in a drum, with a
snuff-coloured gentleman, and stowed away within the fragrant recesses
of the _coupé_ of what was confidently supposed by the misguided
natives of those regions to be a _diligence_. With our heads touching
the ceiling of the _coupé_, and knees protruding through the front
windows, while our luggage, boxes, parcels, and cloaks were thrown on
the top of us, as if they had been heaped there with a pitch-fork, we
found ourselves, it need scarcely be remarked, in a very uncomfortable
position. It was not long before a collision took place between
us and the Moorish-looking gentleman, our companion, whose chief
characteristics appeared to be a profuse abuse of snuff, unchanged
clothes, an unwashed skin, and an eagle eye. He said he was unwell, and
had been told to avoid fresh air. The Anglo-Saxons said they also were
unwell, but as a renewal of the oxygen in the atmosphere was considered
beneficial to health, they had been advised to avail themselves of
the fresh air as much as possible. We were pressed so tightly into
our seats, that we looked like owls in an ivy bush, except that those
luckier birds rarely have several hundredweights of luggage piled
upon their bodies, so as to leave only their heads visible inside a
Spanish _diligence_. We do not suppose either that the owls, which
are generally considered partial to the fresh night air, would much
like travelling with a gentleman who preferred to be cooped up during
his journeys in an exhausted receiver. We were actually packed like
preserved sprats in a barrel, and the Moor, who had grumbled until he
could grumble no more, was seized with a violent fit of shivering and
sneezing, which on the whole was very creditably played by him, and
might have established for him a second-rate notoriety in low comedy at
a minor theatre. He caught hold of all the rugs and cloaks he could lay
hands upon, and, utterly careless of the proprietorship of the same,
built a wall thereof between himself and the deadly open windows on
our side of the _coupé_, and so subsided into a sort of angry slumber,
broken by constant snorts and groans.
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