Dodge City (Kan.) -- Fiction; Masterson, Bat, 1853-1921 -- Fiction; Western stories
The Ground Owl owned another name—a rightful name. It was Bennington Du
Pont, and he capitalized the “Pont.” The name was thrown away on Dodge,
for Cimarron Bill rechristened him the Ground Owl.
“What may I call you?” Cimarron had demanded. Then, as though explaining
a rudeness: “The reason I inquire is that, if you-all continues to grow
on me, I might want to ask you to take a seegyar.”
“Bennington Du Pont,” faltered the Ground Owl. “My name is Bennington Du
Pont.”
“Which you’ll pardon me,” returned Cimarron Bill, severely, “if
yereafter I prefers to alloode to you as the Ground Owl.”
“The Ground Owl!” exclaimed the renamed one, his horror giving him a
desperate courage. “Why the Ground Owl?”
“Why the Ground Owl?” repeated Cimarron. Then solemnly: “Because the
rattlesnakes don’t kill ’em, an’ no one knows wherefore.”
Thus it befell that within twenty-four hours after his advent every ear
in Dodge had heard of the Ground Owl, and not one of Bennington Du Pont.
The Ground Owl’s address was the Wright House. It was at this hostelry
he received his earliest glimpse of Mr. Allison, and organised those
insult-born differences.
Mr. Allison’s country was Las Animas and the region round about. He had
been over in the Panhandle, and was spurring homeward by way of Dodge.
Having put his weary pony in the corral, he sought his own refreshment
at the Wright House.
Mr. Allison was celebrated for force of character, and the democratic
frankness of his six-shooters. His entrance into Las Animas’ social
circles had been managed with effect. That was seven years before, and
Mr. Hixenbaugh told this of Mr. Allison’s début.
“Which I was in the Sound Asleep Saloon,” explained Mr. Hixenbaugh,
“tryin’ to fill a club flush, when the music of firearms floats over
from across the street. I goes to the door on the lope, bein’ curious as
to who’s hit, an thar on t’other side I observes a sport who’s sufferin’
from one of them deeformities called a clubfoot, and who’s got a gun in
each hand. He’s jest caught Bill Gatling in the knee, an’ is bein’
harassed at with six-shooters by Gene Watkins an’ Len Woodruff, who’s
whangin’ away at him from Crosby’s door. I lands on the sidewalk in time
to see him hive Gene with a bullet in the calf of his laig. Then Gene
an’ Bill an’ Len, the first two bein’ redooced to crawl on hands an’
knees by virchoo of them bullets, takes refooge in Crosby’s, an’ surveys
this club-foot party a heap respectful from a winder. As I crosses over
to extend congratyoolations, he w’irls on me.
“‘Be you too a hostile?’ he asks, domineerin’ at me with his guns.
“‘Hostile nothin’!’ I replies; ‘I’m simply comin’ over in a sperit of
admiration. What’s the trouble?’
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